In Bad Faith
fencer_x, SoldSeparately
Summary:
Draco Malfoy just can’t catch a break. Between the magical curse upon his bloodline, his hair misbehaving, and that strange pit full of demons in his basement that he had absolutely nothing to do with, it just hasn’t been a banner year for him. Luckily, Harry Potter is here to make things ten times worse.
More by fencer_x, SoldSeparately (5)
Summary
After spending fifteen years living in hiding in America following his mother’s murder and his own near-death experience, Harry Evans and his father Severus are obliged to return to England for a compulsory year of education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But never fear—everything’s gonna be just fine, he just has to get through nine months of maintaining a secret identity, putting up with a trio of really weird godfathers, feeding the fantastic magical noodle he found in a sewer, and dodging the wrath of the surliest, prickliest, finickiest roommate one could ask for.
Cover Art Credit: Commission from the amazingly talented @muraeaka on twitter.
Typeset: A typeset is also available for this fic from my gem of a partner for this Big Bang here. Please go revel in their fantastic work!Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 142,917
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
A long-term mission to the Baltics that will take him far away from London sounds like the perfect time to cash in the embarrassing 'Butler in the Buff' coupon Harry received as a birthday gag gift—until Harry winds up injured in the field and sent home to recover three days into the mission, obliging him to endure one full month of inappropriate attentions from horny housekeeper Draco Malfoy.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 46,502
- Status:
- Completed
Life On Mars by fencer_x, Monotremata, SoldSeparately
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2021
Summary
Harry Potter was eleven years old when he found out he was a wizard. He was twenty-one when he found out he was an alien. Or: How Harry Potter learned to stop worrying and love the democratic process.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 111,326
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 67,222
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
[Extensive re-telling of Deathly Hallows] ‘Kill Albus Dumbledore’ is less a challenging task and more a suicide mission, so when Draco Malfoy is presented with the option to either dispatch his Headmaster or suffer an excruciating and most ignominious death of his own, along with his parents, he reaches deep into his black little Slytherin heart and manages to scrape together enough courage to go with option C instead: Spend Sixth Year secretly studying Animagecraft in the hopes he’ll turn into something sufficiently imposing even the Dark Lord himself won’t be able to keep Draco under his thumb. But just his luck, his Animagus form turns out to be a dragon, and a rather randy juvenile at that, intent on finding its mate: one Harry James Potter.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 523,541
- Status:
- Completed