I look for the truth in the back of your hand
dickweed7
Summary:
As Conner approached, he heard:
“—no, I’m not crying, the wind is crying. Stop asking.”
“Do you need medical attention?”
“I need a smoothie, my motorcycle man, and to never think a thought again.”
“Motorcycle man?”
Tim scoffed. “My man who drives a motorcycle. Are you guys stupid?”
The athletes backed away slowly.
Conner had to physically bite his lip to keep from laughing.
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or
three times Conner takes a stoned Tim home, and one time a sober Tim takes a sad Conner home.
+ a continuation of Conner getting high for the first time :)
+ a date between Tim and Conner.
More by dickweed7 (2)
There I saw you standing / Must've been a holy light by dickweed7, ur_ravenclaw_uncle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
18 Jun 2026
Summary
“What’s an AP?”
Tim stared. “Advanced Placement.”
“Is that—” a genuine pause, the pause of someone actually thinking rather than filling time— “...something you want? To be in them? Like, did you choose that?”
--
Or,
Tim begins tutoring a cute punk in Biology.
Conner begins receiving tutoring from a cute nerd.
What could really go wrong?
- Part 58 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 105,922
- Status:
- Completed
And how could you be no one / When you're everything to me? by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 Sep 2025
Summary
“Not gonna lie, Tim, didn’t think my first tour of Wayne Manor would include breaking and entering onto your own roof.”
“That’s how you know you’re getting the authentic experience.”
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4 times Kon visits the Wayne Manor and the 1 time Tim visits the Kent home.
- Part 1 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 25,910
- Status:
- Completed