Now My Neck Is Open Wide (begging for a fist around it)
LadySlytherin
Summary:
Six months post-war, Harry meets Grayson Wenke, a famous Quidditch player. Harry believes he's found the love of his life, and a Happily Ever After ending suitable for the storybooks. When Grayson slowly goes from Prince Charming to a monster behind closed doors, Harry finds himself trapped, and alone, and fearing for his life. When Harry realizes he's pregnant, the opportunity for escape - and a real Happily Ever After - presents itself as none other than Draco Malfoy. The only question is if Harry is brave enough to take a chance, and strong enough to heal.
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Summary
When an attack on Derek leaves Stiles as collateral damage and causes him to lose his hearing, the Pack is at a loss. With the Alpha Pack to contend with and his wayward betas barely come to heel, Derek’s already got his hands full. He doesn't have time for an injured human teenager or his sheriff father. But Stiles is pack - something Derek has known for a while - with the potential to be even more. And Derek soon finds that Stiles is more of an asset than anyone realized, even with his new limitations.
As for Stiles, he's about to find out that sometimes when you lose one thing, you gain so much more.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 101,298
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
When Harry escapes from Malfoy Manor and takes the rest of Voldemort's prisoners with him, the Dark Lord isn't pleased...and it's Draco who is punished for it. After more than a month of imprisonment and abuse at Voldemort's hands, the Dark Lord finally falls, leaving Draco broken and unstable. To avoid Azkaban, Draco must complete his final year at Hogwarts, and there's no way he can manage it without help.
Harry has no desire to be anyone's master; especially not Draco Malfoy. But he owes both Narcissa and Draco a hefty debt and this may be the only way to repay them. Besides, all he has to do is get Draco through the school year...
...right?
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 129,704
- Status:
- Completed
Is It True That You Like To Sleep Alone (or is it what you just tell everyone) by LadySlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2018
Summary
In the wake of the war, Draco has worked hard to scrub the taint from his name. He is society's darling and he relishes the rewards that come with it. Not ready to settle down - and with no intention of ever marrying one of the young witches his parents keep trying to force on him - Draco is enjoying the freedom to sleep with whomever he wants, whenever he wants.
When Draco finds out he's pregnant, and that the father could be one of three different men, he has to figure out what comes next. It could be a fairy tale come to life...or it could be the biggest scandal in the history of the Wizarding World. It's all in how Draco manages to spin it...
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 53,643
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
When Harry returns to Hogwarts to complete his final year of schooling, he does so with an unexpected new friend at his side - Draco Malfoy. An accident in potions leaves both boys in an unusual position, which leads to a friendly wager. The wager leads to revelations, realizations, and - in time - a happy resolution that no one was expecting. Well, almost no one...
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Creator's Note: Because of a (mostly amusing) bitchy-ass bookmark-comment ((and yeah; I read those)) about this fic, allow me to explain something the person in question would've known if they'd bothered to read the Author's Note at the start of the fic. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY. It was designed as crack!fic. As anyone who's read my other shit can attest, I don't normally do cliches on this level. But it was literally written for the H/D Cliche Fest on LJ (prompt #6 from that year), and jammed with as many cliches as possible. So if you're taking this seriously...I dunno, maybe don't? Cause it's meant to be funny and outrageous and ridiculous. It contradicts itself repeatedly. There are plotholes I could climb through. And hey; that's all part of the fun. ❤️
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 36,229
- Status:
- Completed