1 – 16 of 16 Works in Pseudo-Incest
Summary
When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 78,306
- Status:
- In-Progress
fill-in by BlingBlingMaknae, irrelevantscum
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Aug 2023
Summary
"Where you go, I will go. If you get hungry, I will find and make food. If you are tired, then I will do things for you. If you get sick, I will take care of you."
"That is—you are wasting your youth—"
"Where you die, I will die. I will be with you until the day you breathe your last no matter what happens. Only Death will separate you and me, Father."
Shelves: My Hero Academia
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 74,312
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Din had commed laughing to show him his ewok targets stacked three deep in carbonite, which would have made Luke laugh too if he weren’t too busy being sullen and sleep-deprived and generally unpleasant—and focused on concealing a giant, soul-crushing, absolutely mortifying pubescent crush on his adopted brother.
Shelves: Star Wars Fics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 29,099
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
When Harry escapes from Malfoy Manor and takes the rest of Voldemort's prisoners with him, the Dark Lord isn't pleased...and it's Draco who is punished for it. After more than a month of imprisonment and abuse at Voldemort's hands, the Dark Lord finally falls, leaving Draco broken and unstable. To avoid Azkaban, Draco must complete his final year at Hogwarts, and there's no way he can manage it without help.
Harry has no desire to be anyone's master; especially not Draco Malfoy. But he owes both Narcissa and Draco a hefty debt and this may be the only way to repay them. Besides, all he has to do is get Draco through the school year...
...right?
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 129,704
- Status:
- Completed
Wait For Me by greenmegsnoham
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
15 Jul 2022
Summary
Draco had always believed that Harry had been the one that got away. His one great love—his best friend. He had tried to let go, to find that love in another. But he had failed. He'd accepted his fate—if he couldn't have Harry in that way, just having Harry in his life could be enough.
Despite his unrequited love, Draco’s life had changed for the better in so many ways. But nothing had changed him more than holding Harry's son in his arms—darling little Albus. That day, he became the most important person in the world to Draco.
Watching the boy grow into the brilliant and determined young man had been a treasure, as tumultuous as it was. Be it teenage angst or failed relationships, Draco had always been there to pick up the pieces for his boy.
Even when his feelings took a turn for the unexpected, Draco wouldn't trade their journey for the world.
Not when his great love had been there all along—waiting for him.
OR
30 years of thirsty pining for a Potter.
- Part 10 of Cross-Gen
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 85,820
- Status:
- Completed
The Stars in Our Eyes by amphitrite
Fandoms: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies)
20 Sep 2015
Summary
An ensemble tale of seven unlikely couples clumsily struggling to kindle and rekindle love during New York City's hectic holiday season. A Marvel universe romantic comedy of sorts that draws from all sorts of continuities. No superheroes AU.
In which Steve and Tony go on a blind date that takes a turn for the worse, Bucky and Natasha struggle with feelings they don't understand, Jan and Hank struggle with each other, Bruce's anger management issues lead Betty's eyes to stray, Thor and Loki tiptoe around their mutual attraction, Billy and Teddy amble along the perilous border between friendship and romance, Karolina and Xavin try to navigate an arranged betrothal, love soothes damaged souls, nearly everyone in the Marvel universe makes a cameo, and an improbable number of characters live in penthouses.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 73,910
- Status:
- Completed
Between the Shadow and the Soul by whimsicalmuse
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Thor (Comics), Thor (Movies)
05 Apr 2013
Summary
Post Avengers slow burn meets trip down memory lane with a side of angst and a dash of gore. Odin's A+ parenting is at least a B-, Frigga is not to be trifled with, Thor has no idea what the hell to do but he shall provide a valiant effort, and Loki adjusts to see where all the players fall on the board, and what exactly Thanos has planned for him now that he's failed. Or how a pair of gods learned to stop bullshitting and face some uncomfortable music.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 56,666
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
After the failed attempt at gaining Earth, Loki is brought back home and basically ignored. That is until a few unforeseeable events change everything and Loki finds his heart being taken by his golden haired king. My first Thorki - be gentle.
Fixed the mistakes
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 109,359
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
When they divide you to lead you to the fall, only by coming together will you rise again. And if that makes you a fool, then wisdom is obviously hardly worth the trouble.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 226,905
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Loki cannot escape his cell in Asgard, but when he sleeps he can be at Thor's side, and perhaps those fleeting visits are all that he has left to cherish.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 62,403
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
When Thor brought Loki home to stand trial, he had no idea what he was getting into. Loki has no plans to submit to this brand of justice, and whatever he can use to secure his freedom, he will. But Thor made a promise, and he will not easily see it go unfulfilled.
Neither of them meant for it to become this tangled, desperate thing. Neither of them meant for any of this...
(Future fic in this series will involve the whole Avengers cast, hence the fandoms.)
- Part 1 of Songbirds With No Song to Sing
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 40,205
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Magic is for children and cruel, cowardly adults. This is what Thor and all Asgardians are taught and know is true.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 91,910
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
When old man Odinson dies he leaves his sons two things: A thriving auto tuning shop and a lot of baggage. The latter mostly belongs to Loki who is sick of driving in Thor's slipstream. Time for a change in leadership. What ensues is a plan that gets resurrected often enough to start the zombie apocalypse all on its own, explosions, dealings with overly invested reporters, epiphanies about heritage, a generous amount of illegal street racing, and the fact that what you get isn't always what you wanted but might very well be what you needed.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 44,832
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
"Now...do me a favor...and bring the Mighty Thor to his knees."
Half a year after the events of Tales of Asgard, Thor is still not worthy enough to wield Mjolnir. He's tried everything—vanquishing monsters, rescuing those in need, being nice...and nothing's working. And Loki is still a bit distant after he murdered Algrim in cold blood and trying to get over it.
But things take a turn for the worst when Surtur, the very demon their father Odin destroyed decades ago, returns to Asgard and seeks a temporary body to control while he recreates his own body: specifically Loki's body.
Now Asgard is on the verge of becoming the new Muspellheim, and Thor must rise against his little brother before he manages to use his tainted magic to summon a new body for Surtur.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 64,627
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
In which an unknown assailant attacks Los Angeles, a wounded god performs an unexpected act, and the Avengers struggle in the aftermath.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 73,432
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
One of my first attempts to do *something* with the hateful -- to me -- Red Hood canon. Something that would allow me to connect the assholish golem DC had thrown at us to the boy I fell in love with in those 1989 comics -- and beyond.
It wasn't an entirely successful attempt for *my* tastes -- I rarely reread these -- but many people found the Jay in here (and his relationships with Bruce and Tim) believable and understandable -- and, most importantly, pleasurable.
For that reason -- and because I hate writers who pull down their (perceived) failures without considering the feelings of the people who loved those stories -- I keep these stories pretty much as-is.
But that's not to say I'll never write a whole new version someday.
Anthology containing:
Sport us while we may
Tim vs. A Habit of Circumspection.
Everything awakened
They hold nothing of each other.
With fear and sweetness
The family, the protocol, and the grey areas.
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 292,510
- Status:
- Completed