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1. (ready) to live by cariadmiller

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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   29 Dec 2025

   • Death & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter & Bill Weasley
   • Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini
   • Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood & Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black & Harry Potter
   • Susan Bones & Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott & Harry Potter
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Amelia Bones
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Arcturus Black III | Sirius Black's Grandfather
   • Bill Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Cassiopeia Black
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Kreacher (Harry Potter)
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Remus Lupin
   • Ron Weasley
   • Sirius Black
   • Theodore Nott
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • Amelia Bones is the LAW
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • BAMF Sirius Black
   • Bisexual Disaster Harry Potter
   • Blaise Zabini is terrified of crochet
   • But Not That Kind Of Hooker
   • But also very plotty
   • Canon is a respected elder I occasionally wave at across a crowded ballroom—before eloping with fanon in glittering chaos
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Death is a dramaqueen
   • Draco Malfoy Versus Community Spirit: A Tragedy In Several Acts
   • Each chapter sees the characters levelling up in feral energy and unhinged behaviour
   • Fiber Arts as a form of agressive revolution
   • Goblins
   • Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses
   • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
   • Harry is a Hooker
   • I’m talking about crochet hooks
   • Luna Lovegood is a seer
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom is a Good Bro
   • Neville Longbottom is in his reputation era
   21 more tags

   • Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter)
   • Sirius Black Lives
   • Sirius Black is Harry Potter's Parent
   • Slow Burn so Slow You Could Crochet an Entire Cathedral Cozy Before They Kiss
   • Smart Harry Potter
   • So Slow the Characters Won’t Even Know They’re in a Romance Until the Epilogue
   • Susan Bones Has Weaponised Niceness Down To A Fine Art
   • Swearing
   • Theodore Nott is a smol and traumatised bean
   • This Is Basically A Horror Story But With Cardigans And Emotional Support Plants
   • Time Travel
   • Time Travel Fix-It
   • Unhinged Grandparents
   • Worldbuilding
   • Yarn as a weapon
   • also Unhinged Grandchildren
   • but we also do not condone bullying
   • in this house we also hate TERFS
   • in this house we believe in women supremacy
   • in this house we love the marauders
   • so fuck you JKR

   Summary

   "Death"
   
   "You are finally ready, I see"
   
   "Ready for what?"
   
   "To live"
   
   "Wasn't I just doing that?"
   
   "Were you?"
   

   Harry couldn’t answer, but wasn’t that answer enough?
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   {A time-travel AU, with lots of worldbuilding, lots of magical theory, lots of friendship, a little bit of romance and a Harry Potter who just doesn't take shit from anyone. At all.}

   Shelves: Harry Potter

   Site:

   archiveofourown.org

   Words:

   341,410

   Status:

   In-Progress