1 – 1 of 1 Works in H - Character
The Adventures of Harry Potter and H Anthology by Thebooklion
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2026
Summary
Two Harry's, One Draco, No Voldemort.
A full-series rewrite, with a touch of madness.
Anthology containing:
Harry Potter is Mad
Er… So Harry’s Dad wants to keep him home from Hogwarts, even though he really wants to go. Harry does some mad things – like sings songs no one has ever heard of, cries or laughs for no reason, calls himself ‘we’, and – maybe- talks about Voldemort too much. That all seems perfectly normal to me, considering what we’ve been through, but not everyone gets it. If he doesn’t figure out a way to act sane, his dad will pull him out of school and he’ll have to sit around with me all day. He’ll never get to meet Ron, Hermione, or Malfoy, or do anything else a normal pre-teen should get to do. It’s awful, really… I hope he can make it work.
- H, the voice in Harry’s head.Excerpt:
Harry stood in his room, in front of a mirror. He had dressed in his Hogwarts robes; if he was going to do this, he might as well go all in. He also had his wand in his hand, just in case.
Right, so, what do we do? Harry asked H.
Why are you asking me?
This whole ‘practice not being crazy’ thing was your idea, Harry accused, I thought you had some sort of plan.
My plan began and ended at getting you to stop moping around in bed. I feel like I already succeeded.Harry Potter, Basilisk Rider
In my second year, I killed a basilisk, exonerated Hagrid, rescued Ginny, and freed Dobby. Harry is – understandably – intimidated; he doesn’t think he can be as brave as I was. But, when he tries to do things the easy way, everything goes to shit. Instead of being the one to stop the basilisk, he ends up opening Chamber of Secrets. If he doesn’t figure out how to be brave in time, he’ll lose one of his closest friends. I’m cheering for him. - H
Harry Potter and the Squib Squad
All Harry wants is a normal third year. My third year was full of dementors, time-travel, and Azkaban escapees. Harry wants his to be more about Quidditch, school, and girls, apparently. Sounds a bit boring to me – but it’s his life. The only problem is that a bomb is about to go off at Hogwarts, and her name is Cass Black. Nothing normal ever happens around Cass (thank Merlin). If Harry doesn’t learn how to let go, someone he loves will have to bear the consequences. I hope he can pull through. - H
Harry Potter Sucks at Quidditch
I have to admit that some of this is my fault, but all of Harry’s lies are catching up with him. His dad won’t believe anything he says anymore, for starters. But, instead of listening to me and Sorty, Harry keeps solving his problems through deception. If he doesn’t learn to start telling the truth, he’s going to lose the trust of his family, his friends, and even himself. I believe in him. – H
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
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- 330,164
- Status:
- In-Progress