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  1. Paracelsus’ Theorem of Unknowing by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Who let this sociopath play darts!” roared Harry, holding his arm.
    “Oh, relax, it’s only a flesh wound,” Draco tutted, taking aim (at the dart board) with his final dart.

    The Slytherins and Gryffindors have been brought together by romance (Pansy and Ginny), friendship (Hermione and Blaise), and a shared interest in quidditch (Ron and Millicent). Four years in, there are only two holdouts.

    Everybody agrees that whatever their problem is, Draco and Harry just need to shag it out.

    All that’s left? Convincing them. Luckily, Luna has a solstice ritual to perform, and she needs help.

    Shelves: Harry Potter

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    Status:
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