Summary:

After an attack by Green Goblin, Michelle is stuck spending a few weeks upstate at the Avenger's Facility with Peter Parker, who's out of commission until his powers fully return. She gets some great recommendations on music, books, movies, food and wine pairings, and apparently, prospective boyfriends.

 
"Peter, I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"
 

Darcy's voice is going to haunt her until the end of time, because oh, how Michelle wishes that were true.