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Your Evil Pet Butt Plug: A Guide to Proper Care and Handling by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
Summary
What Harry wanted: to spend a lazy Saturday morning in the garden, with his cup of coffee and nothing to do. What Harry got: a cursed butt plug, sent by a vicious owl and accompanied by a threatening note. A cursed, semi-animate pet butt plug that hovered at arse-level and veered wildly between ominous and adorable.
Or: Harry avoids the embarrassment of going to his crush (one Draco Malfoy, a curse-breaker, who could certainly help him) by developing a new hobby as a sex toy investigator.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 64,218
- Status:
- Completed
come as you are Anthology by xandromedan
Fandoms: Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
02 Dec 2022
Summary
Anthology containing:
Vermillion
Jason Todd returns to Gotham with a bang. In between setting up a criminal empire, dealing with national conspiracies, and the Joker, he re-learns how to be a person.
When the Bats learn of a new face in Gotham's underground, they get interested. Some of them get friendly. His plan becomes... complicated.
come together (over me)
Bruce stares up at the screen, dumbfounded, at the little box that says DNA MATCH in green letters. Talia had dropped off the sample and he had put it in almost carelessly, tired and worn from the day's events. He had been expecting her tricks, her games, but--
DNA MATCH.
Or: the aftermath of family.
so far away
A series of asides, one shots, and alternate POVs from my DC rewrite
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 74,745
- Status:
- In-Progress
I Won't Tell Anyone That Your Voice Is My Favorite Sound by sonnie
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Jun 2018
Summary
After an attack by Green Goblin, Michelle is stuck spending a few weeks upstate at the Avenger's Facility with Peter Parker, who's out of commission until his powers fully return. She gets some great recommendations on music, books, movies, food and wine pairings, and apparently, prospective boyfriends.
"Peter, I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"
Darcy's voice is going to haunt her until the end of time, because oh, how Michelle wishes that were true.
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 74,465
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.
All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.
Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 85,169
- Status:
- Completed