Summary:

Things get progressively worse for the stubborn, irresponsible teenage queen of Naboo when a lovesick Viceroy invades her planet as part of his awkward romantic overtures, and the only "help" she receives comes in the form of an impossibly stupid Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice. Thanks to Qui-Gon's spectacular blundering (and the meddling of an all-powerful being known only as "George Lucas"), their katamari of disaster picks up an indestructible frogman, a perverted droid and the creepiest little boy, whom Jinn firmly believes is the Chosen One (or at least the latest Chosen One to catch his attention). Will Queen Amidala ever convince the Galactic Senate to give a shit about her problems? Will the Jedi Council put their weed down long enough to notice the looming Sith threat?

Probably not.