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  1. The ultimate guide to survive puberty… again. Anthology by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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    09 Sep 2025

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    Heyaaa!! It is finished!
    The only work still open is the Snippets of a future past, but its the little dump series that i don't know when I'll be updating.

    Hope you like it!!
    Its in order!

    Anthology containing:

    Harry Potter and... here we go again

    There are three things that are Universal constants.

    One: Evil bastards will always rise to wreak havoc.
    Two: Gunmetal gray looks great in any type of suit.
    Three: Harry Potter can’t leave things alone

    Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world, finds himself in trouble after a little magical mishap... that he caused - kind of.
    Now he must relive his life, once again, with a sarcastic little git as an ally and perhaps right some wrongs of the past… present? Future?

    Draco Malfoy and… the fatigue of doing things again.

    Knowing a little more about the universe, constants appear more and more. Here we have three more;

    One: Narcissists will say anything to gather public favor.

    Two: Hobbies are important for your mental health, or so they say.

    Three: Draco Malfoy has no patience for hacks.

    Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are navigating their second year of Hogwarts for the second time, and will not put up with the same bullcrap they lived on their first time around.

    Now, with suspicions piling up high against them, they have to do a lot of things to avoid changing the future too much… but circumstances change all the bloody time.

    Harry Potter and… the good and the bad of doing things again.

    The universe… Crazy that it has so many rules.

    One: Studying can be quite hard.
    Two: Chiseling stone… is a bit harder.
    Three: Harry needs therapy? Who would have thought?

    Harry and Draco find themselves in a quiet… uneventful year… maybe, perhaps?
    They sure hope so, considering that they already dealt with the prisoner of Azkaban…

    … The universe had other plans of course.

    Draco Malfoy and… how doing things again may cause headaches.

    Draco pondered on the case that you can only be certain of so many things, considering that the universe love to laugh in your face:

    One: Trying and succeeding, may cause pain.
    Two: Trying and failing, may ALSO cause pain.
    Three: Betrayal hurts twice as much as the other two combined.

    Fourth year is at their doorstep, so Draco and Harry plan a lot to make the world realise a couple of truths… too bad they also need to start opening their eyes to more personal matters.

    Snippets of a new past, present and future.

    A collection of little chapters that I think would add to my on-going series of “The ultime guide to survive puberty... again.”

    While working on book five and beyond.

    Comments and suggestions on what you want to know more of (not spoilers and things I’ll write or explain in the future.) are more than welcomed.

    Chp 1: Blaise Zabini.

    Chp 2: Minerva McGonagall.

    Chp. 3: Severus Snape.

    Chp. 4: Lyra Violet Malfoy Black

    Harry Potter and… how confusing fate could be when it changed on a whim

    Understanding destiny of defying fate… May mean you need to remember some rules.

    One: Whenever something unexpected happenes, on must react CALMLY
    Two: BREATHE through your nose, exhale through your mouth when everything goes to shit.
    Three: PANIC when things go according to plan in the most bizarre of ways…

    Harry and Draco start their fifth year just to find that starting a revolution wasn’t as hard as they thought. The groundwork they set the year prior was paying dividends and Umbridge didn’t know what was about to hit her…

    Harry wondered if he could sneak a punch or two himself before they sent her to jail… They would, right?

    Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and… How time keeps on going on.

    When the fight gets to you, you will need several rules just to survive.
    Fear not, as here you’ll have the three most important ones:

    One: Never think someone has died before confirming it yourself.
    Two: Hygiene is very important.
    Three: Try to think of easy ways of forgiving yourself after the fight is over…

    Harry and Draco start their sixth year with a bang and an explosion.
    Some unintentional deaths, and a lot of chaos… Time is certainly speeding up, making everything a little more pressing.
    They could ask, perhaps even bitch and moan about their woes…
    Or they could just end it, right?

    Shelves: Harry Potter

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