1 – 6 of 6 Works in oh yeah
The ultimate guide to survive puberty… again. Anthology by None_pet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Sep 2025
Summary
Heyaaa!! It is finished!
The only work still open is the Snippets of a future past, but its the little dump series that i don't know when I'll be updating.Hope you like it!!
Its in order!Anthology containing:
Harry Potter and... here we go again
There are three things that are Universal constants.
One: Evil bastards will always rise to wreak havoc.
Two: Gunmetal gray looks great in any type of suit.
Three: Harry Potter can’t leave things aloneHarry Potter, savior of the wizarding world, finds himself in trouble after a little magical mishap... that he caused - kind of.
Now he must relive his life, once again, with a sarcastic little git as an ally and perhaps right some wrongs of the past… present? Future?Draco Malfoy and… the fatigue of doing things again.
Knowing a little more about the universe, constants appear more and more. Here we have three more;
One: Narcissists will say anything to gather public favor.
Two: Hobbies are important for your mental health, or so they say.
Three: Draco Malfoy has no patience for hacks.
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are navigating their second year of Hogwarts for the second time, and will not put up with the same bullcrap they lived on their first time around.
Now, with suspicions piling up high against them, they have to do a lot of things to avoid changing the future too much… but circumstances change all the bloody time.
Harry Potter and… the good and the bad of doing things again.
The universe… Crazy that it has so many rules.
One: Studying can be quite hard.
Two: Chiseling stone… is a bit harder.
Three: Harry needs therapy? Who would have thought?Harry and Draco find themselves in a quiet… uneventful year… maybe, perhaps?
They sure hope so, considering that they already dealt with the prisoner of Azkaban…… The universe had other plans of course.
Draco Malfoy and… how doing things again may cause headaches.
Draco pondered on the case that you can only be certain of so many things, considering that the universe love to laugh in your face:
One: Trying and succeeding, may cause pain.
Two: Trying and failing, may ALSO cause pain.
Three: Betrayal hurts twice as much as the other two combined.Fourth year is at their doorstep, so Draco and Harry plan a lot to make the world realise a couple of truths… too bad they also need to start opening their eyes to more personal matters.
Snippets of a new past, present and future.
A collection of little chapters that I think would add to my on-going series of “The ultime guide to survive puberty... again.”
While working on book five and beyond.
Comments and suggestions on what you want to know more of (not spoilers and things I’ll write or explain in the future.) are more than welcomed.
Chp 1: Blaise Zabini.
Chp 2: Minerva McGonagall.
Chp. 3: Severus Snape.
Chp. 4: Lyra Violet Malfoy Black
Harry Potter and… how confusing fate could be when it changed on a whim
Understanding destiny of defying fate… May mean you need to remember some rules.
One: Whenever something unexpected happenes, on must react CALMLY
Two: BREATHE through your nose, exhale through your mouth when everything goes to shit.
Three: PANIC when things go according to plan in the most bizarre of ways…Harry and Draco start their fifth year just to find that starting a revolution wasn’t as hard as they thought. The groundwork they set the year prior was paying dividends and Umbridge didn’t know what was about to hit her…
Harry wondered if he could sneak a punch or two himself before they sent her to jail… They would, right?
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and… How time keeps on going on.
When the fight gets to you, you will need several rules just to survive.
Fear not, as here you’ll have the three most important ones:One: Never think someone has died before confirming it yourself.
Two: Hygiene is very important.
Three: Try to think of easy ways of forgiving yourself after the fight is over…Harry and Draco start their sixth year with a bang and an explosion.
Some unintentional deaths, and a lot of chaos… Time is certainly speeding up, making everything a little more pressing.
They could ask, perhaps even bitch and moan about their woes…
Or they could just end it, right?Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 283,845
- Status:
- Completed
I am a collapsing star with tunnel vision, but only for you by Demona9999
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 Mar 2024
Summary
Darth Vader finds that one of the new TIE pilots is far too bright in the Force, and upon investigation discovers he is called Luke Skywalker...
Shelves: Star Wars Fics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 117,169
- Status:
- Completed
First Name Harley Anthology by PeachyKeener
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel
30 May 2022
Summary
Anthology containing:
Last Name Keener, First Name Harley
IronMan-DidNothingWrong: I love spiders, they just, exist man.
IronMansMechanic: PETER BUD WHAT THE FUCK
(Peter and Harley are internet friends. Harley's mom dies, and he gets adopted by Tony because Tony is obviously the best choice for him and his sister to go too. Harley meets Peter at school. Instant. Hatred.)
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 161,287
- Status:
- In-Progress
Estelle is Trying Her Best but Those Olympians Make it Like...Really Hard Anthology by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
12 Jul 2021
Summary
Anthology containing:
Hello Ocean, My Old Friend
Poseidon keeps getting offerings from Percy’s baby sister. He doesn’t quite know how to feel about this small child vying for his attention…At the very least he would keep Zeus from blowing up whenever her prayers interrupted council meetings.
Or
Rick Riordan gave us Estelle Blofis and I am thrilled. She's going to get Poseidon to attend family events even if every god on Olympus kills her.
Stayin' Alive, Ah, Ha...Oh
"Perseus," Poseidon said and paused "How do you feel?"
"Dead." Percy nodded. That seemed accurate. Poseidon rose his eyebrows. "Because I am dead." He added...In case that hadn't been clear. He looked down at his body - which felt very strange because he shouldn't have a body. "You have put me in a flesh prison." He observed. Poseidon opened his mouth as if to respond and then instead looked over at Hades.
"Look, brother," He said with a raise of his hands "I did my best."
There was a beat of silence in which Poseidon stood back up and ran a hand over his face.
"Well," He grimaced as he looked down at his son "I suppose it is time to answer his sister's prayers."
Or
Percy was murdered in the lamest of ways but luckily has the coolest sister ever to help him with the whole 'living' thing again (aka I still love Estelle Blofis).
Here Comes the Groom('s Father)
"Sir?" Charon called, shoving a soul away when they tried to jump in the boat "What's the verdict?"
Hades tossed him the drachma and sighed.
"Technically...No rules were broken. It appears Mr. Snuffle Puff's spirit will meet the judges of the Underworld." He said and looked down at the cat. "Good luck."
"Mister who now?" Charon asked, eyes sparkling for a moment as Hades glowered at him. Mr. Snuffle Puff jumped on the boat, knocking Charon's sack of coins into the river as he did so. "Son of - you'll be judged of that!" Charon scowled, trying to grab at the coins. Hades sighed walked away. He really hated Estelle Blofis.
Or
Estelle Blofis is determined to get Hades to his son's wedding. Little does she know she has been annoying him for years now. Percy loves and supports his little sister as she annoys Olympus.
In the Name of Love
“You take it back!” Estelle said, voice high and panicked. Aphrodite grinned as the room turned to her. “You take it back right now, or I’m gonna send Nico after you!”
“The girl is harassing you too?” Poseidon asked skeptically. Aphrodite hummed. In truth, they were more harassing each other than it being an unrequited relationship. Still, the Blofis girl had been... well, she was Jackson’s sister. Enough said.
“Estelle?” A voice called from somewhere in the girl’s realm. “What are you doing?”
“APHRODITE MADE ME FALL IN LOVE, AND SHE NEEDS TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW!”
Ah, young love.
Or
Estelle may have made a name for herself annoying Percy’s godly side of the family, but it turns out Aphrodite can annoy her right back.
The Less You Know
“Cluck!” Estelle said brightly. Athena sighed. “Read?” Estelle tried again, shoving the book back at her. Athena stared. While it was most certainly beneath her to entertain this child in any capacity… well. This Estelle was related to Perseus Jackson. Gods only knew that her intelligence would not be nourished in that household. While she had heard plenty of nice things about the mother, Athena was of the belief that no intelligent woman would ever willingly spend time with Poseidon.
“Very well,” Athena said slowly and took the book back. “But you must learn to read yourself. I understand that your brain is not developed, but that should not stunt your perseverance to gain independence and pursue intelligence on your own.” She warned. “You aren’t dogs-”
“Woof!”
“I do not have high hopes for you.”
Or
Annabeth is the sole reason Athena hasn't blown up Percy's little sister. Well, that and she accidentally becomes indebted to a snotty teenager.
Thieves in a Temple
“Fine,” Percy said and took a long breath. “You can hold her for a second, but no funny business. I’ll hunt you down,” he added under his breath and then paused. “Wait. Estelle, can I give you to Hermes for a second?” He asked. The baby reached up and grabbed his ear.
“Knees?”
“Hermes.”
“Knees!” Estelle said excitedly. That must have been a yes because Percy sighed and handed her over. Hermes squealed.
“She’s so small!” He declared. “And potato-like!”
“Dude. Don’t call my sister a potato.”
Or
Hermes is suspicious that Estelle Blofis is Luke Castellan reborn and Percy is not tolerating this god checking in on his sister so much.
Fly Me to the Moon
“Well,” Hephaestus said thoughtfully. “What weapon do you think you would be adept with?” He asked. Estelle tapped a finger to her lip.
“I play a lot of Call of Duty with Percy,” she offered and Hephaestus frowned. “So maybe a gun? I-”
“Do not give her a gun,” Artemis interjected quickly. Estelle gave her a betrayed look. “Do… do not… give her a gun…”
“Will Solace has a gun!” Estelle offered, clapping her hands together. Hephaestus glanced at Artemis who grimaced in return. “So, even though it’s not really a Greek weap-”
“I will not give her a gun,” Hephaestus decided.
Or
Artemis gets a new huntress. It's a... work in progress.
Let's Start a Riot
“You…threw a brick at him?” Ares asked, a little mystified. Were there just random bricks laying around this playground? “Did it hit him?” He asked. Estelle looked up with teary eyes and nodded.
“In the face,” she said with a wobbling lip. “It looked like it hurt a lot. Now I’m the mean one and in trouble.”
A pause.
“Good job,” Ares said and her mouth popped open. “Hey, look at it this way. That punk won’t be mean to you again and you’ve established yourself as a tough guy… maybe stop crying if you want to keep that up,” he said and Estelle blinked.
“My brother says it’s okay to cry.”
“Your brother is a sissy and if you’re crying then you’re a sissy too,” Ares dismissed. Estelle quickly wiped the tears away.
“I am not a sissy!” She grumbled and Ares shrugged.
“I don’t know. You kind of look like one.”
Or
Ares can't decides if he loves or hates Estelle Blofis... but he's leaning towards hate. Definitely hate. Gods, she is annoying.
Cherry Wine
"Bye."
"Bye? Where do you think you're going?" Dionysus asked Estelle and watched as she took a few steps forward, almost falling every time. He sighed and followed. She took a few more steps before glancing back at him.
"Bye!"
"No, I'm being forced to stay with you."
"Buh-bye!"
"I hate you so much already," Dionysus muttered and continued to follow her. She appeared to be on a mission despite having no idea where she was heading. A few times she tried to navigate towards the camp, but was stopped by the boundaries. Dionysus watched as she pressed against it - brows pulled together in confusion before tapping on the invisible barrier.
"Hello?" She said and looked at Dionysus before pointing at the wall. "Piano."
"Pia-? What?"
Or
Dionysus thought he was being sneaky by having Sally Jackson indebted to him, but now that he's met her daughter... bad decisions might have been made.
Shelves: Percy Jackson
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 96,919
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 295,449
- Status:
- Completed
A Cast for Your Heart by KTG
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jul 2019
Summary
The windshield wipers screeched as they arched over the glass. The car was dinging, a light on the dash flashing. The engine was still running, so Katsuki quickly reached out and turned the key to shut it off. No telling what he’d damaged after sliding off the road and into the snow bank. The last thing he needed was for the gas line to catch fire.
He grumbled and leaned back, glad for his thermal coat, but cursing his parents out for wanting to spend the holidays in the asscrack middle of nowhere.
And now he was gonna freeze to death in his car.
Fucking wonderful.
OR A story in which Bakugou is a gay disaster and Kirishima is an oblivious Wolfskin (werewolf).
UPDATE: The first book is complete; a sequel will be released in July!
- Part 1 of Where Casts are Forged
Shelves: My Hero Academia
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 284,448
- Status:
- Completed