1 – 5 of 5 Works in Nagini
The Hoo-Hoo and the Hare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Anthology by notmuchmoretosay
Fandoms: Cursed Child - Fandom, Harry Potter - Fandom
14 Jul 2026
Summary
The ongoing
disasterschronicles of the Ignoble and Least Ancient House of Potter…
…and Lovegood,
…and Malfoy,
…and Greengrass,
…and Scamander.This series is about love in different forms, accepting history instead of trying to change it, fantastic beasts and why you shouldn’t find them in the middle of Islington, and an increasingly overcrowded family tree.
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Anthology containing:
The Weight of Names (and All Our Strange Belonging)
Harry Potter is fine.
Married. Baby on the way.
All is well.
Then he realises he’s in love with Luna Lovegood… on her wedding night.
“Expecto Patronum…”
And he could not mistake the luminous hare for anything other than what it was as it sprang from his wandtip and landed gracefully on the leaf-littered path ahead of him, almost golden under the sunrise.
Harry let out a long, miserable sigh.
“Bollocks…”
He won’t cheat, but he will quietly spiral, especially when he learns that Luna and her husband Rolf are in a secret polycule with another couple: their so-called “reformed” ex-Death Eater boyfriend Draco Malfoy and his dying wife Astoria.
Also, someone really needs to stop letting kids meddle with illegal time-turners…READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𐂂 MAIN BOOK 𓃹The Weight of Names: Sidequels
Extra scenes and one shots from Book 1. Summaries inside. More chapters may be added.
Index:
- The Art of Arse Eating — smut ft. Harry/Luna/Rolf/Draco/Astoria
- (Sirius)ly Trying Albus — fluff ft. Scorpius & OC
SET DURING BOOK ONE
⚯͛ SHORT ONE SHOTS ᨒ°Just You
Weeks into their Magizoology studies, Luna Lovegood has talked a lot about Harry Potter and not much about herself. Apparently Rolf Scamander has noticed.
“I was wondering if you might tell me something about you. Just you.”
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚘ SHORT PREQUEL 𖥎The Star, the Sun, the Moon, and the Story (Before the Storm)
After the war, Draco Malfoy keeps things simple.
Then Rolf Scamander asks him to dinner.
Unfortunately, Draco realises too late that he really should’ve asked more questions before agreeing.
“Yes,” Scamander said, “I am seeing someone.”
“Then why in the name of Morgana le Fay,” Draco asked, “are you trying to take me to dinner?”
“Because she told me not to give up on you yet.”
Draco almost tripped over his own feet.
AKA: Draco Malfoy is bad at feelings so a pair of odd but alarmingly well-rounded beast experts enlighten him, using tea, fried plantain, Challah, and soft handling.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
☀︎ MAIN PREQUEL ☽Sirius Potter and the Boy Who Became a Beast
Sirius Potter, firstborn son of the Chosen One, is set to be Hogwarts’ first Squib student in history whether the rest of the wizarding world likes it or not.
Nepotism? Yes. Genuine talent? Also yes. Love and support from his huge, chaotic family? Thankfully.
Also his best friend Scorpius Malfoy happens to be inconveniently, intensely, hopelessly in love with him, despite their dads being married.
“At 14, his dad got Dark Lords and murdered classmates; Sirius Potter got a platinum blond step-brother with undiagnosed autism.”
Then Scorpius decides to become an Animagus, only to realise he might prefer life as a beast instead of as a boy — because becoming something else means facing both sides of yourself, and hurts far more when one side is already hiding in the dark.
AKA: Scorpius is lovesick and dramatic, so naturally he makes it everyone’s problem.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚧︎ MAIN SEQUEL 𖤍Scorpius in the Dark
Scorpius Malfoy might’ve been softer in another world. In this one, he’s been raised to obey three imperious truths: power is survival, mercy is weakness, and sentimentality is poison.
Then his imposter came along, destroyed the façade that was his life, and vanished without a trace.
“He hated that stupid nickname. Scorpion King. It was uninventive, began as a joke, and only stuck because his Patronus was an amblypygi — or rather, a tailless whip scorpion.
But any old bestiary could reveal the truth:
The amblypygi, in reality, was not a scorpion at all, but closer to a harmless spider. It had no venom. It avoided predators. It couldn’t even spin its own web.”
AKA: Scorpius is still a cinnamon roll even in the Dark Timeline; he’s just way better at hiding it…
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𖤐 MAIN SPIN-OFF 𖢥Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 599,603
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Six year old Harry, abandoned at the park one night, meets a kind talking serpent. Her name is Nagini. Once a human, once a witch, she claims. Their lives become entwined, as two destinies are altered in unexpected ways!
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- www.fanfiction.net
- Words:
- 70,169
- Status:
- In-Progress
The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU Anthology by Des98, alwayslily22
Fandoms: Harry Potter (books), Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2018
Summary
Anthology containing:
The Chamber of Secrets and Half the Adults are Idiots by Des98
So this is based on a tumblr prompt by Mauraders4evr (https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/marauders4evr)
"Harry Potter AU where Harry is hiding in the cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And he sees Lucius grab Draco with his cane. And he hears the hiss, “What did I tell you?” And he hears the quiver in the blonde boy’s voice, “Don’t touch anything.”And Harry knows.
Because he’s used the voice that Draco uses for the past twelve years.
He knows.
Because now that he’s lived with the Weasleys for over a month, he knows that that’s not the way that a father’s voice should be.
He knows..."
And it wouldn't leave me alone so...
The Prisoner of Azkaban and the Incompetence of the Wizarding Judicial System by Des98
The next work in the series; Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban and the Golden Clusterfuck is just trying to stay out of trouble- or rather, they're trying to cause only the normal type of teenage mischief, but the wizarding world seems to have it out for them.
The Goblet of Fire and Jesus Fucking Christ! What the Actual Fuck is Wrong with You People?! by Des98
Goblet of fire AU. This is gonna be fun.
The Order of the Phoenix and Holy Fuck People! Voldemort Might Not Have a Nose but Y'all Have Eyes Would You Please Fucking Use Them?! by alwayslily22 & Des98
AU of book five. Let's have some fun! *rubs hands together like a cartoon villain while wondering how Umbitch's head would look mounted on my wall* Created with the help of the lovely @alwayslily22.
The Half-Blood Prince and WAIT THAT ISN'T EVEN PERTINENT ANYMORE BECAUSE SNAPE ACTUALLY TEACHES AND THERE'S A FUCKING WAR, PEOPLE! by alwayslily22 & Des98
The books get more AU as we, the creators and gods of this universe, continue to grow in level of awesomeness.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 342,074
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
!COMPLETE! The story of Lord Voldemort's life, from the moment he becomes a wizard to the moment he dies. Everything—Slug Club, Horcruxes, Chamber of Secrets, Death Eaters, working at Borgin's, both wars, banishment, resurrection. With details of what happened in Albania. Names and dates are all canon. Gets significantly darker as the story progresses.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- www.fanfiction.net
- Words:
- 176,843
- Status:
- Completed
Merlin's Beard! Anthology by Emachinescat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Merlin (TV)
20 Aug 2013
Summary
Anthology containing:
The Most Deadly Alliance
The Most Hallowed AllianceA deadly alliance has been made, a terrible deal has been struck. When Harry and his friends find themselves in ancient Camelot, they and their new friend Merlin are faced with a terrible evil that is intent on killing them all.
Shelves: Harry Potter, Merlin, Crossovers
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 130,329