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The Hoo-Hoo and the Hare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Anthology by notmuchmoretosay
Fandoms: Cursed Child - Fandom, Harry Potter - Fandom
14 Jul 2026
Summary
The ongoing
disasterschronicles of the Ignoble and Least Ancient House of Potter…
…and Lovegood,
…and Malfoy,
…and Greengrass,
…and Scamander.This series is about love in different forms, accepting history instead of trying to change it, fantastic beasts and why you shouldn’t find them in the middle of Islington, and an increasingly overcrowded family tree.
🫖⏳🐉
Anthology containing:
The Weight of Names (and All Our Strange Belonging)
Harry Potter is fine.
Married. Baby on the way.
All is well.
Then he realises he’s in love with Luna Lovegood… on her wedding night.
“Expecto Patronum…”
And he could not mistake the luminous hare for anything other than what it was as it sprang from his wandtip and landed gracefully on the leaf-littered path ahead of him, almost golden under the sunrise.
Harry let out a long, miserable sigh.
“Bollocks…”
He won’t cheat, but he will quietly spiral, especially when he learns that Luna and her husband Rolf are in a secret polycule with another couple: their so-called “reformed” ex-Death Eater boyfriend Draco Malfoy and his dying wife Astoria.
Also, someone really needs to stop letting kids meddle with illegal time-turners…READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𐂂 MAIN BOOK 𓃹The Weight of Names: Sidequels
Extra scenes and one shots from Book 1. Summaries inside. More chapters may be added.
Index:
- The Art of Arse Eating — smut ft. Harry/Luna/Rolf/Draco/Astoria
- (Sirius)ly Trying Albus — fluff ft. Scorpius & OC
SET DURING BOOK ONE
⚯͛ SHORT ONE SHOTS ᨒ°Just You
Weeks into their Magizoology studies, Luna Lovegood has talked a lot about Harry Potter and not much about herself. Apparently Rolf Scamander has noticed.
“I was wondering if you might tell me something about you. Just you.”
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚘ SHORT PREQUEL 𖥎The Star, the Sun, the Moon, and the Story (Before the Storm)
After the war, Draco Malfoy keeps things simple.
Then Rolf Scamander asks him to dinner.
Unfortunately, Draco realises too late that he really should’ve asked more questions before agreeing.
“Yes,” Scamander said, “I am seeing someone.”
“Then why in the name of Morgana le Fay,” Draco asked, “are you trying to take me to dinner?”
“Because she told me not to give up on you yet.”
Draco almost tripped over his own feet.
AKA: Draco Malfoy is bad at feelings so a pair of odd but alarmingly well-rounded beast experts enlighten him, using tea, fried plantain, Challah, and soft handling.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
☀︎ MAIN PREQUEL ☽Sirius Potter and the Boy Who Became a Beast
Sirius Potter, firstborn son of the Chosen One, is set to be Hogwarts’ first Squib student in history whether the rest of the wizarding world likes it or not.
Nepotism? Yes. Genuine talent? Also yes. Love and support from his huge, chaotic family? Thankfully.
Also his best friend Scorpius Malfoy happens to be inconveniently, intensely, hopelessly in love with him, despite their dads being married.
“At 14, his dad got Dark Lords and murdered classmates; Sirius Potter got a platinum blond step-brother with undiagnosed autism.”
Then Scorpius decides to become an Animagus, only to realise he might prefer life as a beast instead of as a boy — because becoming something else means facing both sides of yourself, and hurts far more when one side is already hiding in the dark.
AKA: Scorpius is lovesick and dramatic, so naturally he makes it everyone’s problem.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚧︎ MAIN SEQUEL 𖤍Scorpius in the Dark
Scorpius Malfoy might’ve been softer in another world. In this one, he’s been raised to obey three imperious truths: power is survival, mercy is weakness, and sentimentality is poison.
Then his imposter came along, destroyed the façade that was his life, and vanished without a trace.
“He hated that stupid nickname. Scorpion King. It was uninventive, began as a joke, and only stuck because his Patronus was an amblypygi — or rather, a tailless whip scorpion.
But any old bestiary could reveal the truth:
The amblypygi, in reality, was not a scorpion at all, but closer to a harmless spider. It had no venom. It avoided predators. It couldn’t even spin its own web.”
AKA: Scorpius is still a cinnamon roll even in the Dark Timeline; he’s just way better at hiding it…
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𖤐 MAIN SPIN-OFF 𖢥Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 599,603
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
When Akechi showed up at LeBlanc's 8 months post-Maruki, I stayed with Futaba: I knew Akira's grief well enough that they needed to be alone.
But Futaba's been a different person since he's come back...
Ann left for those months, but her heart stayed with Ryuji and Makoto. But we've found out if something bad happens to a teammate, we all get a little crazy. And some of them are even angrier than before... At least Haru and Yusuke seem to be staying safe..
But this won't end with one fight! No one will admit that, but they all feel it. Everyone seems to be changing, and they're fighting even worse shadows than before. And Akechi still has to fight his cognition: a snapshot of his darkness from before, that Akira's mind had made, the only one that came through from Maruki's world...
But I'm starting to think they might be going at this all wrong.
So what do you wanna do? Are you gonna read?
-Mona
(Akechi's Note: While the cat wrote this, going involves all the Thieves... And more. With an increase in darkness, there comes an increase in age: So be prepared for a mild amount of filth, a modicum of 'fluff', and more violence than even I'm expecting...)Shelves: Persona 5
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 409,509
- Status:
- In-Progress
The Demon and the Dragon by TempestStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2020
Summary
Midoriya Izuku, everyone in his life thinks he has a super analysis quirk, but that isn't true. He's just quirkless, and he has the tests to prove it. Yet, in this world where his analytical skills are truly noticed as a talent equal to a quirk, he has a chance. Kacchan stops bullying him after the greenette shows up on TV, shouting strategy at a Pro Hero and even having his dream recognized. After that day, they stick to each other through thick and thin as the explosive boy realizes that his friend's talent is the perfect companion to maximize his potential as a hero.
Although, both boys will realize there is more to the world than quirks and quirklessness when a purple-haired stranger turns their duo into an unstoppable trio that even their teachers realize could take over the world if the three wanted to.
Featuring: demon!Shinsou from another dimension, Kacchan and Deku being platonic "husbands", All Might trying to find a successor and keeps getting rejected like a school girl that never gets noticed by senpai, kids learning magic, the most awkward first kiss of all time, Izuku having a weapon kink, taser knives, Izuku punching everyone in the gut, murder bikes, and Izuku throwing bullies out of windows.
Shelves: My Hero Academia
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 58,633
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
When George turned to look, in shock, at Fred, he saw that his brother was no better off than he was. Fred clutched the railing, knuckles as white as his face. He looked as though he was going to be sick.
"Yeah, we're going to Azkaban for sure," Fred decided.
Fred and George Weasley stumble upon a mysterious artifact: a pocket watch that predicts the death of the holder, and right now, that watch is saying that in four years, four months, and nineteen days, they will die. Now on the run from the Ministry and Death Eaters alike, the twins contend with dark magical secrets to find a way to change their fate. Little do they realize that their actions will change the face of the Harry Potter universe - and the consequences of the war.
Main pairing is eventual George/Luna, with a side of Fred/Angelina. Eventual Ron/Hermione later in the story. Implications of Percy/Audrey.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 98,495
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Harry already has small children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right?
(FFdotnet fic from 2012 being uploaded here by request.)
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 253,993
- Status:
- Completed