1 – 10 of 10 Works in Gratuitous Smut
The Hoo-Hoo and the Hare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Anthology by notmuchmoretosay
Fandoms: Cursed Child - Fandom, Harry Potter - Fandom
14 Jul 2026
Summary
The ongoing
disasterschronicles of the Ignoble and Least Ancient House of Potter…
…and Lovegood,
…and Malfoy,
…and Greengrass,
…and Scamander.This series is about love in different forms, accepting history instead of trying to change it, fantastic beasts and why you shouldn’t find them in the middle of Islington, and an increasingly overcrowded family tree.
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Anthology containing:
The Weight of Names (and All Our Strange Belonging)
Harry Potter is fine.
Married. Baby on the way.
All is well.
Then he realises he’s in love with Luna Lovegood… on her wedding night.
“Expecto Patronum…”
And he could not mistake the luminous hare for anything other than what it was as it sprang from his wandtip and landed gracefully on the leaf-littered path ahead of him, almost golden under the sunrise.
Harry let out a long, miserable sigh.
“Bollocks…”
He won’t cheat, but he will quietly spiral, especially when he learns that Luna and her husband Rolf are in a secret polycule with another couple: their so-called “reformed” ex-Death Eater boyfriend Draco Malfoy and his dying wife Astoria.
Also, someone really needs to stop letting kids meddle with illegal time-turners…READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𐂂 MAIN BOOK 𓃹The Weight of Names: Sidequels
Extra scenes and one shots from Book 1. Summaries inside. More chapters may be added.
Index:
- The Art of Arse Eating — smut ft. Harry/Luna/Rolf/Draco/Astoria
- (Sirius)ly Trying Albus — fluff ft. Scorpius & OC
SET DURING BOOK ONE
⚯͛ SHORT ONE SHOTS ᨒ°Just You
Weeks into their Magizoology studies, Luna Lovegood has talked a lot about Harry Potter and not much about herself. Apparently Rolf Scamander has noticed.
“I was wondering if you might tell me something about you. Just you.”
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚘ SHORT PREQUEL 𖥎The Star, the Sun, the Moon, and the Story (Before the Storm)
After the war, Draco Malfoy keeps things simple.
Then Rolf Scamander asks him to dinner.
Unfortunately, Draco realises too late that he really should’ve asked more questions before agreeing.
“Yes,” Scamander said, “I am seeing someone.”
“Then why in the name of Morgana le Fay,” Draco asked, “are you trying to take me to dinner?”
“Because she told me not to give up on you yet.”
Draco almost tripped over his own feet.
AKA: Draco Malfoy is bad at feelings so a pair of odd but alarmingly well-rounded beast experts enlighten him, using tea, fried plantain, Challah, and soft handling.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
☀︎ MAIN PREQUEL ☽Sirius Potter and the Boy Who Became a Beast
Sirius Potter, firstborn son of the Chosen One, is set to be Hogwarts’ first Squib student in history whether the rest of the wizarding world likes it or not.
Nepotism? Yes. Genuine talent? Also yes. Love and support from his huge, chaotic family? Thankfully.
Also his best friend Scorpius Malfoy happens to be inconveniently, intensely, hopelessly in love with him, despite their dads being married.
“At 14, his dad got Dark Lords and murdered classmates; Sirius Potter got a platinum blond step-brother with undiagnosed autism.”
Then Scorpius decides to become an Animagus, only to realise he might prefer life as a beast instead of as a boy — because becoming something else means facing both sides of yourself, and hurts far more when one side is already hiding in the dark.
AKA: Scorpius is lovesick and dramatic, so naturally he makes it everyone’s problem.
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
⚧︎ MAIN SEQUEL 𖤍Scorpius in the Dark
Scorpius Malfoy might’ve been softer in another world. In this one, he’s been raised to obey three imperious truths: power is survival, mercy is weakness, and sentimentality is poison.
Then his imposter came along, destroyed the façade that was his life, and vanished without a trace.
“He hated that stupid nickname. Scorpion King. It was uninventive, began as a joke, and only stuck because his Patronus was an amblypygi — or rather, a tailless whip scorpion.
But any old bestiary could reveal the truth:
The amblypygi, in reality, was not a scorpion at all, but closer to a harmless spider. It had no venom. It avoided predators. It couldn’t even spin its own web.”
AKA: Scorpius is still a cinnamon roll even in the Dark Timeline; he’s just way better at hiding it…
READABLE AS A STANDALONE
𖤐 MAIN SPIN-OFF 𖢥Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 599,603
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
World famous Quidditch players Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy hate each other.
But they don’t, not really.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 42,007
- Status:
- Completed
would it really kill you (if we kissed) by greenconverses
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
20 Aug 2023
Summary
It wasn't like Annabeth hadn't been warned about him.
In New Rome, there was just one unofficial rule to surviving and thriving for demigods and mortals alike.
Avoid the son of Neptune. At all costs.
- Part 1 of The New Rome AU
Shelves: Percy Jackson
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 82,232
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Once upon a time, in a Death Eater-occupied Britain...
A story about the Second Wizarding War, still going on ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts. While the Light Side struggles to keep evil at bay, those who wish to rid the world of Mixed-Blood Wix roam free, growing in power and persistent in their cruelty. In the meantime, in an undisclosed location, a group of rogue partisans works tirelessly, doing one thing, and one thing only: killing Death Eaters. Things complicate when during one of their raids, the Pack captures an old acquaintance who turns out to be a double agent. He can help them change the course of the War but change isn't something their leader takes in stride, both on the front and in his heart.An AU based on the movie "Inglourious Basterds"
Song Prompt: Lion by Saint Mesa
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 38,778
- Status:
- Completed
nothing comes as easy as you by sascake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Feb 2022
Summary
Bakugou would take working in a funeral home over working in a sex shop any day of the week, but at least his roommate seems to be enjoying his new job - and even if he is a complete dumbass, Midoriya's manager just so happens to be the hottest person he's ever seen in his life.
Or, mortician Bakugou Katsuki falls for sex shop manager Kirishima Eijirou.
Shelves: My Hero Academia
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 100,368
- Status:
- Completed
Romeo and Juliet is Bullshit by StoryBookMuse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2020
Summary
Tim is a high school sophomore at Gotham Academy who just volunteered to be a tutor. Jason's an underprivileged junior who's been through a lot. After an embarrassing first impression of each other, Tim buys the hot, but intimidating Jason a burger to make up for it. It's another slow burn tale of love and heartbreak partially inspired by the Bard.
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 139,399
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
They say that life is a series of events that we can neither predict nor control....
And then there is him.
He’s a bit of an enigma.~*~*~*~
Young CEO Felicity Smoak is just trying to make her mark on the world, yes she's a little high strung and stressed, but it was what is was... until he came along. With eyes a girl could lose herself in and shoulder-tapping hair made for hanging on to Oliver Queen was reckless and carefree.
Also, he rode a bike.
He was everything she wasn't and he was a sucker for those sinful red lips and everything that came with them.
*main story complete, now snapshots*
Or, the Sons of Anarchy-esque AU that I never knew I needed.
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 326,665
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
“Oi!” Merlin shouts. “People are trying to study in here. Piss off somewhere else!”
“What did you say, spellbegger?” he calls back, tone arrogant and haughty like just about every other Knight on Campus. “Come down here and say that to my face.”
Or the Sky High AU where Knights and Magic Users attend University to learn how to fight evil magic and Merlin and Arthur do not get along. Until they do.
Shelves: Merlin
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 142,600
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Anthology containing:
Crimson & Clover
Green Eyes
Open Up Your Sky
While There's Something Left To Save
The Most Frustrating Place on Earth
Silver Linings
Doctor, Doctor
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 438,232
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Anthology containing:
Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust by Martin_J_Christopher_Freeman, TearStainedAshes
Second Star to the Right by Martin_J_Christopher_Freeman, TearStainedAshesJohn's and Sherlock's relationship is put to the test as they combat several difficult situations. Together, through intimacy, faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust, will they make it through the dark and into better days?
Shelves: Sherlock
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 599,753