1 – 12 of 12 Works in Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit
Summary
Twelve years ago, Kate Argent burned the Hale family home to the ground with everyone in it, including the Sheriff's wife, Claudia Stilinski and young son, Mischief. The only survivor's were Peter (22), Laura (13), Derek (10) & Cora (5). The Sheriff took the Hale children in (including Peter) and they became an unconventionality family. The Sheriff learns about werewolves and is there when his deceased son's best friend grew up and was bitten and became a werewolf, bringing his mom Melissa into the "pack". Five years ago, Laura was killed. Kate, their number one suspect, disappears again, just like she did twelve years ago. So after they are put through hell again, they pick up their lives and keep going. Derek is now the Alpha, Peter is his Second. Then the Argent brood moves to town. When someone starts snooping around crime scenes and the Hale property, the pack decides to strike first & ask questions later. Turns out, the Hale pack just met the third Argent sibling. Where did this lanky teenager who calls Gerard his dad, Kate his sister, and Chris his brother, come from and why does none of it add up?
- Part 1 of The Littlest Argent
Shelves: Teen Wolf
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- 59,517
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- Completed
Summary
“What day is it?” Derek demanded.
“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
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- archiveofourown.org
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- 75,830
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- Completed
Summary
Stiles has had the night from hell. Running for his life through the preserve, all the while actively bleeding out from his wounds, throwing in a disembodied voice and a sudden acquisition of magic powers, and Stiles is just about ready to write off the last twenty-four hours, sleep for a week, and start again.
Unfortunately, life has other plans.
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Starts up at the end of season two after Stiles leaves the Argent basement.
TW because there are some rape/non-con elements, no actual rape more just some unwanted touching, and rated mature because of graphic descriptions of violence, swearing, and whatnot.
Characters are mostly underage (Everyone who is still in Highschool at least), but they are aged up slightly, Stiles is seventeen, for example, and Derek is twenty because I said so.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 80,174
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Stiles Stilinski is a spark and fulltime Pack Mother. Oh yeah, and he's also Derek Hale's boyfriend. Busy life.
Featuring: Isaac Lahey, Scott McCall, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent and Derek Hale.
Anthology containing:
He's perfect for you (or so does Uncle Peter say)
Stiles comes back to Beacon Hills to find that his best friend became a werewolf.
What should he do with Scott and the rest of the Pack?
Adopt them, of course.Sex me up (not really... what about cuddles? I love cuddles)
Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale have been dating for a month, and Stiles is worried that the sex needs to happen /right now/.
Girls night (plus Isaac and Stiles, damn it Lydia!)
Isaac likes make up, and really, that's okay.
Jackson Whittemore is more than just a kanima (or so does Stiles say)
Jackson is worried about something, and Stiles is there for him.
Derek is a very good boyfriend (but is he top or bottom?)
Derek needs Erica to help him find a present for Stiles.
Erica is a little shit.Boyd is my fave pup (I bet you say it to all of them)
This is just cake baking with Boyd and Stiles and thinking about next year.
Lydia you are strong (also you are TOTALLY one of my pups)
Lydia doesn't feel like she's good enough for the pack.
Stiles tells her to think again.comic-con
However, it wasn’t like Derek could say that he had absolutely no interest in going, not with the happy smile on Stiles’ face. The only problem was that he knew nothing about the Marvel Universe or the Avengers in particular.
What if someone asked him a question and then he ended up embarrassing Stiles? What if he clapped at the wrong thing, or agreed with a cast member who played a character Stiles did not like?
Stiles probably wouldn’t care, but it would be embarrassing and, one way or another, Erica would find out and then give him shit for the rest of his life over it. That couldn’t happen.
So, over the next few days, Derek did something his teenager self would have been ashamed of him for doing: he marathon-ed every piece of content on Marvel and the Avengers.
or: Derek prepares to go to comic-con with Stiles
[#avss day 3: Embrace your geekiness day]
the three rules of beacon hills high (there is a cult in school)
there are three clear cut rules in Beacon Hills High School:
1. Do not hurt Stiles Stilinski, unless you want his friends after you
2. Do not hurt Stiles Stilinski’s friends, unless you want him after you
3. Do not flirt with Stiles Stilinski, unless you want his boyfriend after youSterek Halinski Fandom (the four perverts, the penitent and the corrupted soul)
Isaac is finally invited to join the Sterek Halinski Fandom, which is captained by Erica Reyes herself. What an honour!
Embarrassing Relatives (more like fucking terrifying)
"I know we’re supossed to love our families no matter what, but my uncles here are pretty famous for killing people like my boyfriend? Should I just forget to mention it?”- Stiles inner dialogue
Trust (everybody gotta learn it)
The pack goes through some rocky spots as, by accident, they set free an ancient and evil woman like monster.
Who just happens to be mad at Stiles because he burnt out her eyes.
Which brings the question: why did Stiles burn out her eyes?
And why did he ever go to New York?D's of life (Dick and Death)
Stiles and Derek's first time.
Or at least, the first time that countsChristmas Daddy (Merry Birthday Sourwolf!)
Derek is a Christmas Baby who hates presents and pretends to hate Christmas.
The Hale Pack and Laura Hale are ready to take on the challenge and throw him the best Christmas Birthday party in the history of Christmas Birthday parties.Team Beta (Detective Duo)
A single picture, and Erica and Boyd go down the detective route to find out more about Stiles and Allison's true ancestry.
goodbye, you little shits
Stiles: Excuse me? I lost my husband and children. Can I make an announcement?
Store Clerk: Sure.
Stiles: *leans into mic*
Stiles: Goodbye, you little shits.
OR: Stiles tries to go grocery shopping with the pack. Key word is 'tries'.
forever is a strong word (and i mean it)
the hale pack goes to the beach: cue beach volley, road trips, sweating, swimming, pining and very bad singing.
More than one way to say I Love You (OHANA MEANS FAMILY)
The school erupted in chorus, and everyone started running towards the exit, but even though the noise was deafening, all Stiles could hear was Boyd’s voice and the tangible relief in it. “We did. We survived high school.”
A soft Mess (makes a Dirty Mess)
Stiles makes a surprise appearance in Derek's classroom and they're Soft, then Dirty.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 118,018
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Getting kidnapped by Gerard then told he was never part of the pack was not something Stiles liked. A past the pack does not know of and a haughty sister, Stiles leaves beacon hills with Danny for the summer and returns a different person… Secrets are revealed as the past unravels. The alpha pack have arrived to cause trouble, but why is it that their focus isn’t on Derek? What was the connection between the Gajos clan and the Hales?
"Get... The hell. Away from me." Derek growled, eyes flashing a brilliant red. The smile on Stiles's face immediately fell, as he stared darkly at the alpha wolf. "I should have known you'd plan this. Who else would come up with a plan like this?!""Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have trusted you. I mean, why would I? You're not even part of the pack! You're a helpless human that decided to stick his nose on other people's business." Derek yelled, but Stiles saw the sorrow and deep betrayal hiding in his anger.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 98,355
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Shealwaysreads said the perfect summary for this series is: 'Wherein Stiles nuts and runs, suspects any and all fairytale endings, but falls foul of sustained and earnest wooing by his alpha prince Derek Hale'
Anthology containing:
Masks
Stiles has to attend a masquerade ball as the McCall representative despite the fact that he distrusts the Hales and certainly doesn't want to honor them. When he meets a handsome stranger in a private alcove, the evening starts looking up. Of course, it's just his luck that his plans for a one night stand don't turn out that way at all.
Karma's a Bitch
Soulmates. Seriously? Stiles can't believe they think he's that gullible. He knows there's no such thing as mates. The Hales are obviously scheming against his pack by attempting to trick him with this nonsense. It doesn't matter how good-looking Derek Hale is, either, because Stiles isn't buying what they're trying to sell him.
Coming Clean
After the Hales leave, Stiles gets a lecture from Scott & Allison, who totally have the disappointed parent look down pat. He stops by to see his dad to let him on the whole destiny mate thing then goes home to clean house only to find a certain gorgeous but nuts for believing in fate visitor already there waiting for him.
Revelations
Stiles finally gets some answers about why the Hales left Beacon Hills without ever looking back. He's the one answering questions later, though, when his pack finds out about his mate bond with Derek.
Getting to Know You
Derek is back in Oregon temporarily, but he and Stiles still take time out of their busy lives to try to get to know each other a little bit better.
Sweet Indulgences
Stiles isn't used to waking up with someone in his bed, but Derek has every intention of helping him get accustomed to it.
The First Date
Derek takes Stiles out for their first date. The countdown begins, but Stiles realizes that is he isn't all that excited about the whole time limit thing anymore.
Peace Offerings
Living with someone is a tough adjustment for two people used to being alone. Stiles and Derek are trying, but that doesn't prevent their first real fight from happening over something trivial.
Enjoying the Fall
Stiles wakes up early, so he decides to make Derek breakfast. Maybe a little quality time together will help take his mind off the fact that Laura Hale, future Hale Alpha (aka Alpha Squared) is going to be arriving for a visit later that morning.
Trivial Pursuits
Stiles and Derek have their second date, which happens to be a pack outing to a trivia night at the local brewery. Stiles is worried it might be overwhelming, but Derek actually seems to be kind of excited about meeting more of Stiles' pack.
Provocations
Stiles has warned Derek that Jackson can be a button pushing asshole, but he doesn't seem to believe it. Until he meets Jackson.
On the Road
Stiles and Derek take a road trip up to Oregon to spend the weekend at a bed and breakfast on the coast. Stiles is looking forward to spending time with Derek without any interruptions, and he knows they both could use a chance to relax.
Cheesy
Derek and Stiles are glad for the opportunity to get time for themselves and enjoy their weekend getaway to the coast. They do touristy stuff, talk a lot, and finally try out that bath tub in their suite.
Meet the Pups
After work, Stiles stops by to help Derek get his pack moved into their new house in Beacon Hills. He's actually a little nervous about meeting Derek's pups.
Trick or Treat
The month of October has passed so quickly that Stiles can't believe it's already Halloween. While he and Derek are on their way to the costume party at Luna, Stiles gets distracted by a reminder from an unsolved case that leads to Derek seeing another side of him.
Epiphany
Stiles has an epiphany while visiting Scott and Allison. He realizes that he and Derek need to have an important talk.
Romancing Derek
Stiles plans a romantic date at home to surprise Derek because he's embracing this recently discovered sappy side of his personality.
Thanksgiving
Derek and Stiles host Thanksgiving for both of their packs.
The Plot Thickens
It's the week before Christmas, and it's Stiles' last free day to take care of some necessary business for the surprise party he's throwing for Derek's birthday.
Cinderella Can Suck It
All the best fairy tales have one thing in common: a happily ever after.
This is the final part of the Werewolf Married Series!
Slow Dance
Stiles gets home from work and finds Derek in the kitchen baking.
Note: This is a Time Stamp in the Werewolf Married Verse set about a month after the series ended.
Babysitting Peanut
Derek and Stiles babysit Luke as a favor for Allison & Scott.
Werewolf Married (Complete Series)
Stiles has to attend a masquerade ball as the McCall representative despite the fact that he distrusts the Hales and certainly doesn't want to honor them. When he meets a handsome stranger in a private alcove, the evening starts looking up. Of course, it's just his luck that his plans for a one night stand don't turn out that way at all.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 307,538
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Stiles just wanted a fun night out. Instead, he gets kidnapped off the streets and thrown into the middle of the Hale and McCall feud, because everyone knows a little human is no threat. And of course, it's just Stiles' luck his captor resembles a Greek god.
But he's not gonna fall for him. He's not.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 49,171
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Stiles was a simple boy from a simple town. His father was a lawman, and they made better money than most. But they needed more. And as it turned out, the royal family was in need of hands. Stiles expected to be worked half to death, with hardly an ounce of rest. What he got was a foul tempered alpha with trust issues, and a family that spoke in riddles rather than their actual feelings. At least the pay was good.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 60,776
- Status:
- Completed
What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Apr 2019
Summary
“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 197,366
- Status:
- Completed
The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
Summary
“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
- Part 19 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 64,875
- Status:
- Completed
The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Jan 2018
Summary
Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.
“You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”
His door slammed.
Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.
It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?
(SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)
- Part 11 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 54,521
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Derek stopped listening to him, brain going a mile a minute.
Derek, it’s fucking happening!
Derek, please!He would recognize that fucking voice anywhere.
Two years. Two fucking years had passed, and now this little shit was standing in front of him, speaking his name, and grinning like an idiot.
“It’s you,” Derek said, earning him a confused look from Stiles. “The phone call. Two years ago. It was you.”
(SNYE - January 2nd - Time Travel)
- Part 2 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 61,639
- Status:
- Completed