1 – 1 of 1 Works in zero actual plot
Summary
My stories featuring the Marauders being ride or die in whatever way they find each other.
ngl mostly it's dumb jokes and all crack humour but super intense bromance
Anthology containing:
James Potter and the oh shit is that Voldemort
James Potter is in his fifth year at Hogwarts when he's kidnapped by a time travelling Sirius who just fell out of the veil. And then his adorable son arrives. Also Voldemort is still a thing.
James is an optimist though so…things could probably be worse?
Odd Cravings
When Harry asks to go back in time, Death stipulates that he has no influence over bringing life – Harry has to come into the world the way everyone does.
“Ow,” James wheezes, hand coming up to his stomach. “Did someone just sucker punch me in the kidney? What was that?”
[tl;dr Death goes full Zeus and the Marauders are pretty sure James is being possessed by a demon]
Professor Tommy
When Voldemort applies for the DADA position, Hogwarts has already faced five years of the Marauders and has seen eight teachers leave because of them.
Dumbledore hires Voldemort on the spot.
Severus scoffs. "That is the stupidest-"
Sirius falls into the veil and James is the one to shove him back out. The Marauders then steal away Harry, half-heartedly recruit an irritated Snape and attempt to defeat Voldemort with absolutely no plan at hand but that’s how they usually roll so it should be fine.
rollin' in the deeeeeeeep
Sirens eat Merfolk - except Harry is a super cute Mer baby and his dad isn't so bad either and really, Remus, I can explain how this happened.
Remus floats in place with his arms crossed, staring Sirius down as the other Siren sheepishly lowers an unconscious James into their nest.
I'm sippin' tea in yo hood
Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are newly graduated and taking a quick tour of Hogwarts together during the summer when they stumble into a head prefect Tom Riddle. The sixth-year Marauders run past, desperately chasing after an escaped Moony who thinks this is a game and wants to play.
Post-War Harry Potter watches all of this happen in swiftly mounting horror.
no brain, head empty
5. Sirius and James are overconfident and blinded by it. They think they're unstoppable, invincible, so they get reckless. Occasionally, only occasionally, Remus needs to remind them that there are dangerous things in the dark.
(One-shots of Marauders being dumb but cute.)
Harry’s brother is called Tom
Baby Harry is to be sent back in time to grow stronger without the threat of Voldemort’s rule. James of course goes with him, and inevitably Sirius and Remus follow.
But then Harry makes a friend called Tom? Who James then adopts… Wait, Voldemort’s name used to be what?
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 271,073
- Status:
- In-Progress