1 – 8 of 8 Works in Severus Snape is So Done
Summary
My stories featuring the Marauders being ride or die in whatever way they find each other.
ngl mostly it's dumb jokes and all crack humour but super intense bromance
Anthology containing:
James Potter and the oh shit is that Voldemort
James Potter is in his fifth year at Hogwarts when he's kidnapped by a time travelling Sirius who just fell out of the veil. And then his adorable son arrives. Also Voldemort is still a thing.
James is an optimist though so…things could probably be worse?
Odd Cravings
When Harry asks to go back in time, Death stipulates that he has no influence over bringing life – Harry has to come into the world the way everyone does.
“Ow,” James wheezes, hand coming up to his stomach. “Did someone just sucker punch me in the kidney? What was that?”
[tl;dr Death goes full Zeus and the Marauders are pretty sure James is being possessed by a demon]
Professor Tommy
When Voldemort applies for the DADA position, Hogwarts has already faced five years of the Marauders and has seen eight teachers leave because of them.
Dumbledore hires Voldemort on the spot.
Severus scoffs. "That is the stupidest-"
Sirius falls into the veil and James is the one to shove him back out. The Marauders then steal away Harry, half-heartedly recruit an irritated Snape and attempt to defeat Voldemort with absolutely no plan at hand but that’s how they usually roll so it should be fine.
rollin' in the deeeeeeeep
Sirens eat Merfolk - except Harry is a super cute Mer baby and his dad isn't so bad either and really, Remus, I can explain how this happened.
Remus floats in place with his arms crossed, staring Sirius down as the other Siren sheepishly lowers an unconscious James into their nest.
I'm sippin' tea in yo hood
Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are newly graduated and taking a quick tour of Hogwarts together during the summer when they stumble into a head prefect Tom Riddle. The sixth-year Marauders run past, desperately chasing after an escaped Moony who thinks this is a game and wants to play.
Post-War Harry Potter watches all of this happen in swiftly mounting horror.
no brain, head empty
5. Sirius and James are overconfident and blinded by it. They think they're unstoppable, invincible, so they get reckless. Occasionally, only occasionally, Remus needs to remind them that there are dangerous things in the dark.
(One-shots of Marauders being dumb but cute.)
Harry’s brother is called Tom
Baby Harry is to be sent back in time to grow stronger without the threat of Voldemort’s rule. James of course goes with him, and inevitably Sirius and Remus follow.
But then Harry makes a friend called Tom? Who James then adopts… Wait, Voldemort’s name used to be what?
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 271,073
- Status:
- In-Progress
Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos Anthology by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
Summary
Anthology containing:
Obliviate
What if Harry understood his “freaky accidents” when he was young and began controlling them? How would this impact his first year at Hogwarts?
*Warning for: child abuse, implied sexual assault of a minor, and descriptions of violence.Sectumsempra
Harry Potter enters his second year at Hogwarts surrounded by power, allies, enemies, secrets that whisper to him from the castle walls, and a past that won’t give him any peace.
Severus Snape prepares himself for another year of keeping the most chaotic student he has ever had the (mis)fortune of meeting alive.
Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets.
Veritaserum
Does Snape really think that Harry is worried about another mad man after him?
He can handle himself, thanks.
Changes in the gang and at Hogwarts are running rampant as Snape tries to deal with a ward who he believes may be struggling with more than just his copious amounts of past trauma, Harry wants everyone to leave him alone and let him find Sirius Black for a 'friendly chat', Susan fantasizes about what she'll do if she even so much as sees one hair of Sirius Blacks head near her best friend, Hermione and Theo just want to read... alone... together..., and Remus Lupin wonders what on Earth happened to James' son to create the chaotic child he now meets.
Welcome back to Year 3.
Tres Mortes
Harry feels great, honestly. He’s got a loyal group of friends, big plans for the future, and he thinks he’s finally gotten the hang of how other people show emotions and how to use those emotions to get what he needs.
Plus now there’s an exciting tournament happening, Snape’s darkening mark means Harry might get his chance for revenge on Voldemort sooner rather than later, and the new Defense Professor is an absolute bloodthirsty genius.
So Harry’s great.
It’s just that Severus Snape is not doing so great. He worries if his ward will survive a year filled with danger, masked enemies, and changes happening quickly within the student body.
Welcome back to Year Four.
Let’s see some chaos, yeah?The Grey Force
Harry Potter has magical power that has never been seen before, an ever growing gang of powerful and brilliant allies, and enough cunning and strength to face whatever comes his way this year.
Unfortunately, Harry Potter also has mental illness, a tendency for idiocy, powerful enemies, and a reckless streak that has taken at least ten years off Severus Snape’s lifespan so far- so Severus enters the year with more reservations than his foolish ward does.
Alliances will be tested, lines will be drawn, and Hogwarts is beginning to feel like a battlefield more than a school.
Which, in Harry’s opinion, is perfectly brill.
Welcome to Year Five.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 1,490,590
- Status:
- Completed
Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
Summary
“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
Or,
The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
- Part 1 of crack fics
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 43,002
- Status:
- Completed
Harry Potter and the Streak of Insanity by ElHope333
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2025
Summary
When his name comes out of the goblet of fire, Harry decides he's sick of the adults not stepping in and leaving him to survive in dangerous situations, so he finds a rather unconventional way of getting revenge. How will the Hogwarts staff (and students) cope with a completely insane Boy Who lived? Also, Ron never gets mad about Harry's name coming out of the goblet cause we stan a supportive Ron. The four champions all have a nice bond as well.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 137,041
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Despite their attempt, the death eaters lost the battle at the ministry in June 1996 and Lucius Malfoy was arrested. Unfortunately for Draco, someone had to pay for this failure and the Dark Lord decided he would do just fine. On his way back home from Hogwarts, he met Greyback and his life turned upside-down.
Forced to comply to consequences of actions he was never responsible for in first place, Draco struggled to live with both being a werewolf and a future death eater.
Navigating in a world he didn't fit in anymore became a lot harder after he began to work on his task. Fortunately, Remus had always been a very kind wizard who also happened to be a werewolf. Draco was getting swallowed by the darkness when Remus reached out to save him from himself. The death eaters couldn't help him so Draco found help in wizards he had never thought of as allies.
- Part 1 of DFO — Outsider
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 567,801
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Draco Malfoy had been a picture-perfect, pure-blood wizard. Never stepping out of line, Draco had his whole life practically planned out for him.
However, during the final parts of his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Draco Malfoy had made a daunting discovery. Something was definitely wrong with him.
It was on his fourteenth birthday that Draco had the first of many prophetic visions.
Tents up in flames, a goblet, a dragon, a body of water, and more…In the event of a budding war, Draco Malfoy’s newfound psychic abilities interfere with his already increasingly complicated life. Navigating growing pains, family disputes, romance and war, Malfoy discovers who he is.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 249,315
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 62,700
- Status:
- In-Progress
Fred Weasley and what in Merlin's name is going on? Anthology by Angel_of_Anxiety_and_Tears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2022
Summary
In which Fred Weasley paves the path for a very much improved outcome to the whole Voldemort situation. And only about half of it was on accident!
Anthology containing:
Fred Weasley and a rat, a strange crown, and a lot of confusion
Fred Weasley, after dying, wakes up the day he went to Hogwarts for his first year.
The first thing he does is tell George.
The second thing he does is make plans.
Then... well, he'll have to think about that.Fred Weasley and a few happy accidents
Fred and George finally meet Harry, but something is different about the kid.
Eh. It's probably just Sirius' influence.
Fred Weasley and the year they still haven't learned anything
They really couldn't go on like this. Sometimes you just have to put yourself first, but how do you do that when you're just so selfless?
Well, the answer to that question won't be found here, but maybe next year?Fred Weasley and well, at least it's going to be over soon?
Not a lot of things are happening in the wizarding world, which isn't good.
Nobody wants bored time travelers.
Really, I mean it.
Fred Weasley and Merlin yes! Finally!
Finally they would get to do what they had been (not really) planning for for the past few years.
Too bad that travelling through time didn't make them competent.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 40,005
- Status:
- Completed