1 – 7 of 7 Works in crackfic
Draco Malfoy and his gradual descent into madness. Anthology by cacao_bean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2026
Summary
Anthology containing:
Eleven, in theory.
Dying was not fucking peaceful. It was rocky and turbulent and it really made Draco's left forearm hurt. He shuffled a little and opened his eyes, his right hand clutching his arm. His head hurt like crazy. He sat up and rubbed his hands over his eyes and
"Hello, have you seen a Toad perchance? This boy over here has lost his."
His eyes shot up. If Draco's afterlife angel was Hermione Granger, he would have no choice but to sue God.FINISHED WORK!
Greetings! Dearest Readers.
JKR messed up a couple of things in her life (including her narrow minded disgusting opinions) and I am here to absolve you of that pain.I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. This will be a collection of 3 works
1. Books 1, 2 and 3 (the introductory arc)
2. Books 4 and 5 (the plot building)
3. Books 6 and 7 (the ending we all deserved but did not get.)
It will follow the official plot line closely in the beginning but will turn into something entirely different later on. I fully intend to finish this series even if it takes me years.
Enjoy!Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 111,826
- Status:
- In-Progress
The local enigma of UA by yoobisnose
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Sep 2024
Summary
UA is used to Enigmas.
Goddamn, All Might, Eraserhead and Nedzu were at the school, they had to be.But a student always placing first place, no matter what competition or class, never even showing up to class?? Well, that was another level of mystery they were just not used to.
- Part 2 of The enigma of UA
Shelves: My Hero Academia
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 49,351
- Status:
- Completed
The Life, Death, and Recreation of Peter Parker by obliven
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
Summary
What happens to Peter Parker when he gets dumped in Gotham City with nothing but the clothes on his back and his wallet?
Adventures include:
- Peter gets a sugar daddy
- Peter gets recruited to a drug ring
- Peter cons a crime bossShelves: Marvel Comics, Crossovers, DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 105,025
- Status:
- Completed
Linked Universe Townhouse AU Anthology by St0rmy
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
12 May 2023
Summary
Anthology containing:
Home Sweet Home
Time enjoys the peaceful sanctity of his quiet home in a brooding townhouse in the city. When he invites his young relative Twilight to stay with him for a while, he is not prepared for the chaos that invites into his home - or dredges up from his past.
a.k.a. What started as a ridiculous crackfic born on the LU Discord while I was trying to figure out how to write banter and shenanigans among the boys and is gradually becoming more and more dramatic.
Home Sweet Home for the Holidays
As Solstice approached, every year Time’s neighbors would hang twinkling lights in their windows and evergreen boughs from their door. Every year, he thought the displays became more outlandish, just a contest to see whose home would be the most garishly cheerful on the block.
So imagine his face when he came home that evening to find colorful garland wrapped around his railing, a very large evergreen swag obscuring his door, fake plastic icicles dangling from the awning, and every window in the townhouse lined with multicolored lights.
Every. Single. One.
And they were blinking.
Home Sweet Home: The Board Exam
Hyrule gets the results of his board exam and promptly holes himself up in Time’s study without a word to the others. The boys can only assume the worst.
Or: The lament of every medical student everywhere at some point.
Home Sweet Home: Moving Day
Time is relieved to finally be leaving Termina, but there are some things about Termina that he can never leave behind.
Home Sweet Home: New Neighbors
Standing on the stoop and nervously shuffling her feet, Paya stared up at the brass knocker as though it might bite. Her new neighbors had moved in about a week ago, and it was finally time to introduce herself.
But before Paya could knock, the door was pulled open for her.
Home Sweet Home: The Brave
Now that Time and the boys have settled in at their new townhouse in Castle Town, things gradually return to their version of ‘normal.’ But when an old enemy rears its head and someone gets hurt, mistrust and confusion threatens to tear their little home apart brick by brick.
Home Sweet Home: Sugar and Spice
“Twilight, you have to get up!!”
It wasn’t the first time that Wild burst into his bedroom and shook him awake. Last time he’d done it was because he’d made ‘the best blueberry pancake ever.’ The time before that, it had only been a small kitchen fire, and they were able to replace the toaster oven without Time noticing.
“Come on, this is an emergency!”
Twilight groaned as he sat up, the room swaying as he did. “What, what’s wrong?”
“Twilight we have a baby.”
***
In which the boys wake up to discover a baby in the house and no one has any idea where she came from.
Home Sweet Home: What Makes You Happy
“Do you think he’d be mad?”
“‘Dunno.”
“...He might not be, though, right?”
“‘Dunno.”
Wild hummed quietly, and Twilight could tell by his tone that he was struggling to remain calm.
“Do you think he’d kick us out?”
It’s hard to keep secrets in a townhouse full of nosy roommates. The first time Twilight and Wild got caught wasn’t that big of a deal, but the second time...
Home Sweet Home: Funeral Derangements
An accident takes Twilight from the household much too soon, and Wild’s friends try everything they can think of to help him cope. When Hyrule lends him one of Legend’s crusty old books, Wild spirals down a research rabbit hole about the Shrine of Resurrection, fueling his denial and giving him the vain hope that maybe he can reverse the irreversible.
And even if Twilight isn’t talking much, smells kinda funny…
… has a pretty big appetite for raw meat…
Wild is just relieved to get his best friend back!
This is a townhouse AU-adjacent story that is fully-written (for once) and updates weekly.
Home Sweet Home: The Drabbles Collection
A collection of short stories and scenes 1k or less that occur in and around the events of main Townhouse AU storyline.
In which nine Links live under one roof in a townhouse owned by Time, and somehow they haven't burned the place down yet.
Home Sweet Home: Backyard Volleyball
In which the boys play a friendly and definitely not competitive game of volleyball, and certainly no one gets hurt.
Shelves: Zelda
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 172,275
- Status:
- In-Progress
A Herald Named Desire by ushauz
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
02 May 2021
Summary
In which 'Adaar' is totally not a desire demon from the Fade, because Haven is a camp filled with Templars.
Also morals and mortals are both confusing, and he would really just like to go home now please.
- Part 1 of Tales of Desire
Shelves: Dragon Age
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 318,237
- Status:
- In-Progress
Jedi Lineage Anthology by Raven_Knight
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
17 May 2019
Summary
Welcome to my series of oneshots featuring the Jedi Lineage from Yoda all the way down to Luke Skywalker. Contains both Prequel (more often than not) and Original (less often) Trilogy material, and plenty of references to the Jedi Apprentice book series.
My goal is Jedi Family Feels - there be no slash here. These stories feature the relationships between Masters & Padawans, sometimes Grandmasters & Padawans. Favorite relationship is Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi, so they turn up in this series the most.
Relationships that may show up in the series:
Yoda & Dooku
Dooku & Qui-Gon Jinn
Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker
Yoda & Luke Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Ahsoka Tano
Yoda & Mace WinduIf you like to read platonic relationships in Star Wars, this may be your cup of sapir/caf. ;)
Anthology containing:
Morning Routine
After the better part of a decade, two Masters learn that some morning routines are harder to break than others.
Change in Status
Qui-Gon Jinn has been Knighted. Newly-named Master Dooku celebrates these changes with Jocasta Nu over an intimate dinner, during which topics long put on hold come to the forefront of their lives.
The First Trial
Accompanied by his Master, Qui-Gon Jinn, young Obi-Wan Kenobi undergoes his first trial and rite as a Padawan Learner on the frozen planet of Ilum.
Finding Balance
Eleven-year-old Padawan Jinn is left behind while his Master goes on a mission off-planet. Qui-Gon is left in the care of Jocasta Nu, and he's not exactly enthusiastic about it.
The Orchards
When young Obi-Wan Kenobi is injured on a previous mission, Qui-Gon Jinn refuses to accept further off-planet missions until his Padawan's recovery. Yoda assigns the pair an in-Temple mission of utmost importance while Obi-Wan heals. Master and Padawan welcome the change of pace.
The Path of Totality
Before going their separate ways into exile, Obi-Wan Kenobi shares with Yoda a lesson of wisdom he'd learned from his late Master, Qui-Gon Jinn. A lesson of darkness, light, and hope.
Something Borrowed, Something New
Qui-Gon Jinn had only been claimed as Knight Dooku’s Padawan for three weeks before he’d managed to get himself into trouble with his Master.
Highly Dissatisfied
Obi-Wan enters the quarters he shares with his Master, intending to ask for help in preparation for his exams. Qui-Gon, however, is dealing with a far more urgent matter.
Shelves: Star Wars Fics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 17,582
- Status:
- In-Progress
Simple, Not Easy by LJC
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
07 Feb 2012
Summary
Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long. (AU for The Avengers)
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 60,168
- Status:
- Completed