1 – 15 of 15 Works in Underage Smoking
Summary
Harry hadn't meant for them to get trapped in a time loop. He had cast the spell, hoping it would immobilise Malfoy. It wasn't his fault he didn't know what the spell did, it was the Half-Blood Prince's. If he had labelled his notes correctly, Harry wouldn't be in this mess, and he wouldn't be stuck with Malfoy of all people until they figured out how to get unstuck. Which was becoming clear wouldn't be any time soon.
Follow as Harry and Draco realise they only have each other, and when the repeating week becomes boring and predictable, find ways to make it a lot more interesting.
OR Instead of almost killing Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry gets himself and Draco stuck in a time loop.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 82,622
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Harry never meant to hurt anyone. He never wanted to cause so much pain. He never looked for trouble.
The problem with Harry was trouble usually came looking for him.
And it always found him.
*
Or when Harry loses control and winds down a path darker than he ever thought he’d go down.
Fear and terror grip the wizarding world, as they grapple with the possibility that their once beloved hero is becoming another Dark Lord, whether they like it or not.
Featuring a manipulative Voldemort, a shadow that won't go away, a struggling Order and many bad choices.
- Part 1 of TSOTSC
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 536,406
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Harry Potter died… and woke up in the wrong universe. His parents are alive, Voldemort never existed, and magic is just a bedtime story. Now he has to figure out wandless magic, work a smartphone, survive high school, and apparently… date Draco Malfoy. Wait. WHAT?!
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 56,862
- Status:
- Completed
It's My Party by DisillusionedDanny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
15 Apr 2025
Summary
Bruce and Dick made a mistake when they crossed Tim, now they had to see just why getting on Tim's bad side was a mistake they would never make again.
Day 104 of Birdwatchers: Scatter
- Part 54 of Dis' One Shot Series
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 2,274
- Status:
- Completed
Stray AU Anthology by TheBigestBookworm
Fandoms: Catwoman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Mar 2024
Summary
An AU of Tim Drake becoming Catwoman's apprentice
Anthology containing:
5 Times Holly Met That Weird Kid That Hangs Around Selina + 1 Time She Met Stray
‘Let me in.’ He mouths, and Holly has to take a moment to wonder what she did in a past life to deserve being brutally murdered by someone who probably doesn’t even reach her shoulder.
'No.' She mouths back, and then immediately feels like an idiot because why is she trying to communicate with the devil child?
-------What Selina's best friend thinks of her (not) son.
5 Times Stray Met Robin + 1 Time Jason Met Tim
“What the fuck?” Tim says softly, and honestly, he feels so justified for it.
“Funny seeing you here, Catboy.”
Absolutely not.
-------
Just what the title says, a 5+1 of Jason and Tim as Robin and Stray.
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 30,994
- Status:
- In-Progress
Harry Potter And The Antifascist Waffenbrüder Anthology by ComradeTortoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2022
Summary
Anthology containing:
Harry Potter and the Expatriate Pioneeer
It is the fifth year at Hogwarts, and a new student has arrived. A 17 year old Muggleborn Communist from Wizarding East Germany who has to repeat two years of his education due to a combination of turmoil in his native country and unhelpful bureaucracy. Lord Voldemort has returned, and the Specter of Fascism is haunting Konrad's new home.
As my basis I am *mostly* but not entirely using the films, because it's easier.
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Prolet
Alright, so this is my complete queer communist rewrite of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. For those who are new, it would be helpful to go back and read the prior work in this series. In this, things start to go off the rails a little bit because of additive timeline changes and ideology.
But here is the basic gist of this series for those of you who don't know already...
It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and the Ministry of Magic is completely unprepared to deal with the fascistic menace of the Deatheaters. But now it is a three-way fight between Fascism, Liberalism, and Communism.
I am really hybridizing the book and movie canon at this point, but a lot of that - not all of it - is out the window at this point.
Harry Potter and the Proletarian Internationalists
The (Now Communist) Order of the Phoenix has taken control of Hogwarts and is now engaged in a dual-power rebellion against the Ministry while spinning up the school as a base of operations and refugee camp, while also fighting Voldemort's fascists. Meanwhile, Konrad and his partner Marius are racing against time trying to find a way to kill Voldemort that doesn't also result in Harry's death.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 363,945
- Status:
- In-Progress
The Eighth Year Universe Anthology by Holz9364, Mort623
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Stargate Atlantis
15 Apr 2022
Summary
A series of stories covering the lives of Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass, and Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Through the war, and the trials and tribulations of eighth year, Auror training and life as Aurors, Curse Breakers, politicians and Healers.
Anthology containing:
Another Thing I Shouldn't Be Doing by Holz9364 & Mort623
Theodore Nott is 16 years old when his life falls apart. He failed to protect his best friend from having the Dark Mark forced upon him, and Theo knows he's next. With a father who hates him, and a best friend who is falling apart, Theo tries every vice in the book. When Muggle cigarettes and stolen firewhiskey don't cut it, sex seems to.
OR
How Theodore Nott became known as the biggest manwhore Hogwarts had seen since Sirius Black.
PART OF THE EIGHTH YEAR UNIVERSE. But can be read on it's own without having read the wider story.
Last Call for Sin by Holz9364 & Mort623
We all know what Harry, Ron and Hermione did during the 1997 to 1998 school year, but what happened at Hogwarts? This is the story of the rebellion, split into two factions - The Slytherins, led by Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott and Dumbledore's Army, led by Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood.
They work alone, apart from when they have no choice but to combine forces. When the need arises, tensions run high, as do sarcastic tendencies.
The Eighth Year - 2020 Rewrite by Holz9364 & Mort623
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN IN 2020. The original is still uploaded on here if you prefer that version! :)
When Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to return to Hogwarts after the war to finish their schooling, they are expecting an easy year. Nobody expected McGonagall to push for inter-house unity and nobody expected the unlikely friendships and relationships that would result.
Brave New World by Holz9364 & Mort623
Our gang have managed to survive the war and their eighth year at Hogwarts, but now the real challenge begins. They are small fish in a huge pond, and that pond is full of corruption. It's time to change the world, starting with the Ministry of Magic. Along the way there are arguments, surprises and moments that help the gang grow because as Daphne Greengrass knows, a life with Harry Potter is never going to be a simple or boring one.
Blame it on Hate by Holz9364 & Mort623
Harry, Neville, Draco and Theo are all Aurors. In their mid 20's, they have all settled down or begun families. Everyone is settled in their careers and happy. Until that is, an underground gang of criminals start targeting high profile purebloods...
Little Moments by Holz9364 & Mort623
A series of things that were missed in the big time jump between 'Blame it on Hate' and 'Love Wins'.
- Sadie's father being released from Azkaban.
- Percy's death.
- Almina and Teddy getting together.
- Jackson & Lacey getting married.
- Charlus & Victoire's backstory.
- Harry and Lilly and 'THAT' mission in Cardiff...Love Wins by Holz9364 & Mort623
15 years on from the events of Blame it on Hate, our gang are now the 40-something parents to teenagers and young adults. As their children start to find their own way in the world, a group who call themselves the Statute Saboteurs bubble to the surface, having been active for some time in Europe.
Their aim is to bring down the International Statute of Secrecy, thereby winning witches and wizards across the world their freedom. But this threatens the very way of life for Harry and everyone he cares about.
Including their newly elected Minister for Magic...
UPDATES BY 8PM (GMT) ON A TUESDAY.
The Land of Eternal Summer by Holz9364 & Mort623
The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. But a long life can be a curse or a blessing, just like a short life can be. For those with truly good souls, though, they all end up together in the end, eventually.
FINAL INSTALMENT OF THIS UNIVERSE.
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 2,382,915
- Status:
- Completed
Red Raven by PlotlessWanderer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
22 Aug 2021
Summary
The sky cracks, whistles. Shouts and music blare from the house. Jason laughs and snags the bottle of port from the snow, lifting it over his head like a toast as fireworks spark in the sky. They’re in a bad spot, only able to see the bare edge of the display, but the colors of the fireworks sparkle in the cracks of the pond, over the cleanest patches of the dirty piles of snow. Jason upends the bottle, adding more color, laughing uproariously as he spins in a circle before dropping it and raising both middle fingers to the sky.
“Happy fucking new year!” He howls.
And Tim laughs.
(Or; A different meeting in a different time and place has enormous consequences)
- Part 1 of Red Raven
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 242,703
- Status:
- In-Progress
Rooftop Encounter by iselsis
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
22 Jan 2021
Summary
Tim Drake has nearly given up on the no-show Bats when Robin suddenly lands on the roof behind him. Apparently, Tim is on his smoking roof, and Robin has a lot on his mind.
Shelves: DC Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 12,467
- Status:
- Completed
Dumpster Fires Verse Anthology by deniigiq
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Jessica Jones (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, She-Hulk, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, POKÉMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
21 Oct 2019
Summary
Anthology containing:
giving notice
Peter and May receive a notice to vacate.
The other guys on Team Red have been there before, they offer a bit of advice.
lighting up brimstone
"I guess that means that whatever happened to him probably happened when he was Daredevil and probably happened with the last person he was with,” Spidey looked at him calmly, “And you just said that that was you.”
They grow up so fast. He was going to have to kill this child one day.
He tossed up his hands.
“We fucked,” he announced.
on a scale of 1 to 10
“Uh,” Peter started nervously, “I don’t mean to bring up bad, um, feelings. But, Double D. My people and I could really use the help. I’m scared that what happened to you will happen to me and I don’t have a Mr. Nelson or a Miss Claire to deal with it.”
Matt turned toward him and the light from the window bleached out the worst of his bruising. He tilted his head very slowly to the right, then sighed and cautiously levered himself up so he was sitting properly.
“Okay kid, look. I am—”
“A magnet for disaster?” Mr. Nelson offered.
(Double D takes a beating, Peter realizes that he needs to make a safety plan in case things go tits up for him too one day.)
small potatoes
The road between ten and fifteen had been a slow descent into bad and then worse.
(Matt had a hard time in foster-care. It affects the way he relates to Peter.)
just roll with it
Peter swore up and down that the guy was legit and MJ needed an internship, so she ended up only slightly bullying her way into interning for Mr. Matthew Murdock, Attorney at Law that summer.
And really, she was bestowing her grace upon him because Jesus. Christ. It was so much more work than it was worth.
(MJ meets the team)
smashing pumpkins
Sam found out and wanted to know why the fuck two grown-ass men were teaming up with a teenager. He used the phrase “I smell a fucking rat.”
(Steve, Sam, and Buck find out about Peter's new team members want to make sure Peter's not in danger. There is no need for concern.)
ain't afraid of no ghost!
Peter thought about Mr. Stark telling him to be responsible with his powers. Then he thought about Wade recruiting Double D to time how long it took his hand to heal after he stabbed it with a knife. And then he remembered Double D agreeing to it even though he couldn’t read the stopwatch.
Stupider things had been done, he decided, and it’s not like a little ghost hunting was going to hurt anyone.
“Sure,” he told Ned with a grin, “Let’s go catch a ghost.”
(The Spiderman trio and the Daredevil trio meet up to go ghost-hunting, it goes about as well as you'd expect.)
daddy issues
“Hey let’s kill a man,” Red texted him out of the blue. That was unusual, Red didn’t like to text.
“Alright, let’s go,” Wade texted back, just to see what he’d do.
(Matt and Wade celebrate Jack's death day.)
its complicated
“I’m not in love with my best friend,” Red defended, “I am royally, and probably perpetually, cursed to die sad and alone.”
Spidey read this for what it actually was and went straight for the jugular.
“So are you just never gonna tell him or what?”
(Wade teaches Peter about the complexities of super-people relationships. Matt and Foggy are his case study.)
like batman though
“I don’t know about you nerds, but I have just witnessed the best version of Toxic in existence. I’m going to form a karaoke team and we are going to win everything,” she informed them.
“Aunt May played Celtic Women for fifteen minutes,” Peter offered her in return for this information, “All the old people sung along.” It had been cute in a weird, hippie kind of way.
They conceded that MJ was in the cool car.
(Team Red goes camping)
six for the price of none
Wade needed to lull this rat into a false sense of security. The rat-enthusiasts/heathens online believed that rats liked music, so he put Beethoven’s Für Elise on repeat and waited. When that elicited no response, he remembered that he was dealing with a New York rat, not a fucking Paris rat, so he blasted the Hamilton Mixtape, figuring that he’d hit the Broadway and rap vibes in one go.
(Wade accidentally acquires a pet and hates every second of it.)
not all roses
The time Peter found Wade screaming, full-volume, at nothing ten stories up was the moment he realized that, despite all his advice and good-natured ribbing and his insistence that he had everything under control, Wade was not fucking okay. And that wasn’t going to change.
(Team Red struggles with mental illness; they do their damnedest to work with it.)
but how do you know?
“How did you know you were gay, Double D?” Peter asked around Valentine’s Day, when Matt was having an existential crisis over whether to get Foggy an apology/Valentine’s Day present or whether to get two separate presents.
(Matt fumbles his way through a gender/sexual identity talk.)
counting sheep
Double D snuffled into the rug and ignored the cup for a good ten seconds before the echolocation kicked in and he reached a hand out behind him to find it. Peter danced it out of his reach.
“Hey,” Miss Claire’s voice barked behind him. He froze. “What have I told you about doing that?”
bet your bottom dollar
“Rein in the evil, sugar. Pete, why don’t you go get your dad a cup of coffee before he commits homicide in broad daylight.”
(Team Red goes on an early morning, undercover mission to catch a pedophile.)
and the kitchen sink
“Wade, you have a text message,” Peter told the man himself under the sink. All he could see were his legs and abs through the haze of pure hatred emanating from the cabinet.
(Wade and Foggy trade favors.)
state your business
“I can’t think like that.”
“That’s your choice then,” Wade said. “But don’t drag the rest of us into it.”
(Equality and justice are two different things; Matt and Wade try to explain with varying levels of success.)
getting heavy
Wade climbed up on the bar, while Weasel swore at him, and whistled to get people’s attention. It came, more or less undivided.
“Hey, any of you fucks lay one on Spiderman?” he called.
(Wade tries to track down someone he thinks hurt Peter.)
go hard
No amount of anticipation could have prepared him for the day when he called his best friend’s name and Peter didn’t answer back.
(Peter gets seriously hurt and Ned needs help. The others on Team Red come to lend a hand.)
when you need the devil
Sam was pretty sure the guy on the other side of the line was having a breakdown. Wilson hung up and peeled the post-it away from its cousins. He held it out to Sam.
“You got your meeting,” he said, “But I’m giving you fair warning, he ain’t gonna be coherent. You want any use out of him, you’ll have to pin him down somewhere flat for at least an hour or two.”
A nap.
He had to make the fucking Devil of Hell’s Kitchen take a nap.(Sam Wilson needs the Devil for a mission but the Devil's nowhere to be found. Sam has to go through Wade and Peter to get ahold of him)
making muffins
Wade had spoken to twelve vets and half the fucking block like a psychopath—a real, actual psychopath shaking people down for change, except instead of shaking people he was more like pleading. And instead of change, he was after his fucking cat.
(Wade's cat disappears and he comes home to find that Team Red and his A-Team are on a collision course.)
penny for your thoughts
Foggy broke them up by vociferously admiring the progress Karen was making on her vomiting gourd. They all rallied around this artistic monument for a bit. May decided that everyone needed to drink hot cider and Matt waited, kindly and politely, until everyone was holding a drink and nervously giggling about the silliness that was The Conjuring.
“You wanna hear something actually scary?” he prompted to sudden silence.
(Matt opens up a bit to tell Team Red and friends a ghost story.)
make me, old man
“Mr. Stark wants to talk to you.”
Ah, fuck.
(Wade gets a vape pen and Tony tries to put some distance between Peter and Team Red. It doesn't work.)
on your marks
Peter was guarding a tennis ball with his life.
(Team Red joins a city-wide game of Vigilante-Keep-Away. It quickly turns into a nightmare.)
superglue
Sam stood his ground. Looked Wade in the eye.
“I hear you,” he said, “But I’m not sure I believe you. And that’s fine, man. That’s cool. It’s fucking hard to admit that you love those dumb fuckers when you know with certainty that they’ll die before you."
thimble of liquor
“You want something, pal?” he finally demanded. Barton grinned at him, pleased to be acknowledged.
“Yeah, wanna chat. Mind if I sit?” He gestured to the empty space next to Red.
Daredevil stared at him soulfully through his mask.
“Absolutely,” he said.
(Clint tries to flirt with Matt. The operative word here is 'tries.')
lobster rolls
He looked up to see Double D holding out a green and black can.
It was a Monster. The kids at school drank them all the time; Abe from AcaDec drank them on the study days before competitions so he could cram for longer.
“May says those’re poison,” he noted.
“No, poison is poison,” Matt said simply, “These are friends."
(Peter discovers energy drinks. Wade has an abundance of feelings about it.)
happy cows
The kid pouted and glared at him before hunkering back down. The cat purred and chirped to welcome him back. And he.
Chirped.
Back.
Wade was dying.
He—someone—he needed to do something. Tell someone. Holy shit. Holy shit. No one would believe him.can't always fly
Peter stood up.
The tension in the room went as taut as a pulled thread.
He picked up his bag, and wordlessly walked out.
(MJ watches Peter struggle with bullying at school. When he finally cracks, she and Ned get scared and go try to find him some help.)
Shelves: Marvel Comics, Pokemon, Crossovers
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 185,507
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
Time has passed and the Golden Trio is safe and happy. Their family— or most of them— is safe and happy with them. There is love, there is joy, there is expansion… The Potters, the Weasleys, and the Black-Lupins are well.
If only we could all be so lucky.
Percy is a Weasley in a farce called the Ministry. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan are on the run. A Muggle detective named Rosier Bishop has a new partner who sees things and a series of murders that they just can’t explain. Draco and his new wife Luna are stepping through a minefield of friendly Death Eaters who visit for tea after murdering children. Neville’s working with crazy people to try and integrate the Magical world with the Muggle, and oh, yeah, Dumbledore’s dead along with most of the rest of the Order.
- Part 2 of Where Eagles Dare
Shelves: Harry Potter
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 49,367
- Status:
- In-Progress
Act Your Age by peterparks
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Nov 2018
Summary
"Harry, this is Peter Parker. He's our top student." Peter manages an awkward close-mouthed smile. Harry stands, ever the gentleman, and offers his hand for Peter to shake. Peter looks down at the hand for a moment, before taking it. Principal Morita interjects. "Peter will be your student guide for the next week."
Just when Peter Parker thinks he has some sense of stability in his life, he's thrust into the world of Harry Osborn, the son of the recently moved industrialist Norman Osborn.
- Part 1 of LYMAN
Shelves: Marvel Comics
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 58,937
- Status:
- In-Progress
Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
09 Apr 2015
Summary
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds.
Shelves: Sherlock
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 391,087
- Status:
- Completed
Summary
Derek and Stiles had always hated each other, that hatred followed closely by a subtle attraction that neither of them had fully admitted to until after Peter's fiery demise. (TAGS WILL BE UPDATED AS MORE CHAPTERS ARE ADDED.) Eventually Stiles learns about what exactly his spark is and just what he can do with it in order to protect the ones he cares most about.
Shelves: Teen Wolf
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 181,865
- Status:
- In-Progress
Summary
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about the guy you totally didn't kiss in the locker room and sometimes it's about the guy who climbed in your window. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between what you own and what you fight, between being a boy and being a man.
Shelves: Kingdom Hearts
- Site:
- archiveofourown.org
- Words:
- 168,951
- Status:
- Completed